Caption Time! Caption A Young John Kerry!

[Texas Eagle]

"Wait a minute. A combination tongue suppressor/rectal thermometer? Hm. Well, my fellow Skull & Bones frat brothers wouldn't lie to me would they? At least not the one they call Dubya."

[ontos-on]

JohnKerry just showed up at Fenway Park and bounced to home plate his throwing out of the first pitch. What a wuss. National TV and he blows it. That single act cost HIM A LOT OF VOTES, because baseball fans know that both Cheney and threw perfect strikes when they threw out the first pitch under much more tense situations: W at the first World Series game at Yankee Stadium n New York after 9/11.

I guess he ain't such an "athlete" after all, Andrea Mitchell.

[ConservativeMan55]

I wish I'd seen it as well!

I'd love to hear the crowd laugh when he flubbed it!

[World'sGoneInsane]

No-ooo, Mrs. Bates, I told you, I haven't seen Norman. I just came by to borrow his socks and reed.

[ConservativeMan55]

Paula Zahn swoons over John Kerry. Guess maybe her definition of a man is a little different.

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL!!!

[LADY J]

"Looks like a brown paper bag to me rather than a sheet."

He's building model airplanes after his loss in '72. That's his scrap bag.

[ConservativeMan55]

Wonder what he's got in there!

[arasina]

Wonder whats in the paper bag?

[arasina]

Awww, isn't that sweet. So sad and lonely, that gigolo.

[ride the whirlwind]

This is your brain on drugs:

I hope W got to see sKerry's imperfect pitch on TV! (snicker)

[ConservativeMan55]

Sad and Lonely...his entire life!

[ConservativeMan55]

Only the highest quality for Frenchman Kerrie!

[mass55th]

On ESPN, I just watched Kerry walk out on the field at Fenway Park and throw the first pitch. There was no cheering at all. The crowd was just murmuring. You couldn't tell if they were booing or moaning. He threw the ball overhand (like a girlie man), to a decorated veteran from Mass., who served in both Iraq and Afghanistan. The soldier was kneeling over home plate. Kerry threw the ball and couldn't even get it to the guy's glove. The ball hit the ground in front of the soldier and bounced up and off to the side. He couldn't even manage to throw a decent pitch so the kid could catch it. He immediately walked off the field, shook hands with the soldier and looked to his Secret Service to tell him which way to go. Nobody said a word, no cheering, nothing.

I heard on Fox that Kerry had made a quick change of plans, and had flown to Boston to see the game and have his photo op. He brought John Glenn with him. Frankly, I think he wasted his time (not to mention jet fuel) trying to make a few political points. It didn't work.

Yankees lead 1-0, first inning.

[arasina]

Petronski said: "...dirt...ball."

arasina replies: F'n Kerry, of course!

[Mopp4]

Is that a picture of a model airplane on the couch?

Yeah..I was checking that out too. Looks like a Revell Model kit and look what the plane is...a WWI German Fokker TriPlane. Looks like he's been "supportive" of Germany for quite a while..

[ConservativeMan55]

Kerry losing in the first inning.

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[LADY J]

"Wonder what he's got in there!"

Maybe his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. No servants in those days!!

What's with this guy always having a photographer around 24/7?

With a face like that - I wouldn't get near a camera.

[FlJoePa]

"Double or nothing says he eats it"