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I know we've had stories about this - but I thought this a very humorous take!
1 posted on 07/25/2004 2:32:42 AM PDT by Happygal
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To: Incorrigible; aculeus; GeronL; MadIvan; dighton; general_re; Colosis; Irish_Thatcherite
I thought you lot might enjoy Brendan O'Connors musings on this.
2 posted on 07/25/2004 2:33:55 AM PDT by Happygal (Kerry has a chin that could chop cabbage in a glass!)
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To: Happygal

LOL


3 posted on 07/25/2004 2:40:52 AM PDT by GeronL (Time for a Constitutional Amendment banning Government giving money away to anyone or anything...)
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A bit off topic -- My wife just got a new curling iron. It the directions it cautions the user "do not use while sleeping."


6 posted on 07/25/2004 2:43:25 AM PDT by Aeronaut (There never was a bad man that had ability for good service. -- Edmund Burke)
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with a huge interest in and love for China and all things Chinese.

Chicom campaign contributions were interesting.

7 posted on 07/25/2004 2:48:25 AM PDT by beyond the sea (There's always one to turn and walk away ........ and one who just wants to stay)
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He also tells his wife to "shut up" on one occasion-(First and last.)
I Rike how ashtrlay rook in my head. said birr crinton.


8 posted on 07/25/2004 2:48:30 AM PDT by longfellow
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Har! Best, most honest review ever!


10 posted on 07/25/2004 3:06:59 AM PDT by lainde (Heads up...We're coming and we've got tongue blades!!)
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Don't forget the classic "All your base are belong to us."


11 posted on 07/25/2004 3:07:44 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (I never had the makings of a varsity athlete)
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In other words, the Chinese version is about as accurate as the English version.


12 posted on 07/25/2004 3:19:03 AM PDT by aruanan
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on first meeting Hillary, Chinese Bill apparently thought, "she was as beautiful as a princess" and told her his name was "Big Watermelon".

This Chinese Bill guy is stealing one of my most effective pickup lines!

Of course, I also sometimes claim to be William Hung.

14 posted on 07/25/2004 4:46:17 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (The Fleet Center? Isn't Fleet an enema company?)
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17 posted on 07/25/2004 4:49:16 AM PDT by bikepacker67 (Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
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Big Watermelon? More like Bent SlimJim....


18 posted on 07/25/2004 5:20:46 AM PDT by Victor
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"I thought this a very humorous take!"

LOL, agreed.


20 posted on 07/25/2004 5:29:47 AM PDT by Bahbah
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"The town of Hope, where I was born, has very good Feng Shui" The Chevy engine is suspended from the tree at just the right height for the dragon to fly underneath.
22 posted on 07/25/2004 5:40:36 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (Death before dishonor, open bar after 6:00)
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I am a jelly donut.


23 posted on 07/25/2004 5:49:26 AM PDT by Allegra (Proud Member of Free Republic Baghdad Chapter - est. July 4, 2004)
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"When I called her evil, she just laughed" -Type O Negative, 'Little Miss Scare All (Black No One)'


25 posted on 07/25/2004 5:51:27 AM PDT by Darksheare (Road Killed Beeber Association, paving the world, one troll at a time...)
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He also tells his wife to "shut up" on one occasion, although on first meeting Hillary,

I'd kinda dig an opportunity to do that.

26 posted on 07/25/2004 5:52:10 AM PDT by Allegra (Proud Member of Free Republic Baghdad Chapter - est. July 4, 2004)
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the pirate Mandarin version of Bill's memoirs, which has come on to the market in record speed, is even more full of crap than Bill is

Now there is some sort of literary record.

28 posted on 07/25/2004 6:09:31 AM PDT by sd-joe
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Hilarious read ping!!

Thanks HappyGal!


29 posted on 07/25/2004 6:27:08 AM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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Hope they translated his references to Hillery! as

"That White-Bone Demon, my wife."

and, "After Ft. Marcy park, we were just a "Gang of three".


30 posted on 07/25/2004 6:32:11 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Well, the Chinese should know more about Clinton than anyone. After all, they bought and paid for him.


31 posted on 07/25/2004 6:32:55 AM PDT by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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