Posted on 07/18/2004 1:22:33 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776
Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator John Kerry (D-MA) kite surfs off the coast of Nantucket, Massachusetts July 17, 2004. Kerry is spending the weekend on the small island of Nantucket, off the coast of Massachusetts. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION
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Do we know this for a fact?
MumSIEEEEE!
Where's the daisy doodad? Every time I see another shot of Kerry pretending to be an athlete, I figure it's his Dukakis tank photo. He's unbelievable, dumb as a box of rocks. Somebody on his staff should tell him he's making a fool of himself. But no, they like being employed. Maybe he'll be skydiving soon? Or jumping off a cliff in Mexico? Wait a sec. I've got it. His staff is all secretly republican, plotting to get him on skis, etc. as often as possible. Don't you just love those lily white legs?
Is this John Kerry , for real? If it is, it is the best shot I have seen of him.
Yup, he is everywhere, doing everything but being in the Senate doing his job that he is being paid a salary for....
"Do you think this wetsuit makes my butt look big?"
Someone mentioned sharks. My husband and his buddies were in a major shark fishing contest this weekend not too far from Nantucket. Some mighty huge creatures were pulled in.
"Are YOU looking at me?"
"Are you LOOKING at me??"
Watch me!! I'm not a girly man like those others... I hope Arnold isn't here!!!
"See what fun I am always having." "I am rubbing it your faces American peons." Only those like me deserve anything good from this life."
WRECKLES? What the heck kind of screen name is that? I don't care WHAT Freckles, er, heckles, er...jekyls...er....WRINKLES said!
He should be kicked off cuz he's got a dumb screen name.
Hey! I bet he's one of them girly men from Sacramento, CA!
A little bit of my PhotoShop!
"Mummsie! See how pale and pasty I am! I wish My Little Pony were here with me!"
Damn, I just love it whenever that cold water splashes up and cools off my swollen prostate gland!
Republicans should gather up all his "How I spent my WinterSpringSummer Vacation" photo-ops and show off his "Lifestyles of the rich and famouse" ethic vs. his voting record (when he votes) in the Senate.
Just make sure the ol' boy has about 10' of extra line! Ya know, for safety! ;-)
"I really haven't had time for intelligence briefings, Larry."
It is just too much. . .and while not an illegitimate venue as was Dukakis in the 'tank'; he looks as stupid; maybe even more stupid.
But then Clinton looked stupid and dork-like; everytime he would go on his 'fitness run';in his running shorts which rode up the inside of fat white thighs. Still; he became President. . .
It isn't just the politics of a Liberal than can make you shudder.
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