Virgin Cola returns — but more quietly

AJC ^ | 6/30/04 | Scott Leith

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Hey pallie boy, I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

[Slings and Arrows]

Perhaps you need glasses.

[Slings and Arrows]

It'll never replace a frosty cold can of Bite the Wax Tadpole(TM).

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Probably.

It's just that this makeshift pair of glasses I have now (shards of mirror glass stitched to my forehead and attached to two pieces from a broken broom stick, held together with black masking tape) has worked so well for me in the past.

I'll see if I can drop by LensCrafters.

[perfect stranger]

[struwwelpeter]

[Alouette]

But is it Glatt Kosher?

Glatt refers only to meat products.

Coca-Cola is certified kosher for everyday use. But Coca-Cola also make a special "Kosher for Passover" product that is much more popular and better tasting than its regular product, because they use cane sugar instead of cheap corn syrup.

Personally, I stopped drinking sweetened soft drinks several years ago. I prefer plain water, club soda, and flavored club soda. I hate to admit this, but Perrier sparkling water is the best. And as much as I hate to admit this even more, Perrier is much cheaper than any American soft drink when I go across the border and buy it in Canada.

[Lijahsbubbe]

I will sip of its sweet, sweet nectar right now.

Settle down.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Awright, awright!

I'm just sayin'.

[reagan_fanatic]

Virgin Cola is giving it a go in America once again

Is it going to be 'cherry' coke?

[Iberian]

Bring on the Virgin Cola (COKE), and watch success go ape.

Today we have energy drinks, advertised enhancement drugs and so much crap to mess with our psyche, BUT God forbid we bring bach a drink that is no different than Ginseng tea.

You want to bring out Virgin Cola, let the originals make it. Coka Cola