[wagglebee]

I just hope they show the same sort of disgust at the opening of the Clinton Library and Massage Parlor.

[asgardshill]

Hope they track down the ass****s that did this ...

[glorgau]

Funny, I thought the whole idea of being gay was to dip your *** in the aforementioned substance. You'd think they'd be delighted but I guess there's no pleasing people. ;-)

[syriacus]

Bulls have been known to escape from their pastures in parts of Arkansas.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I hope they used fresh as dried manure is not smelly.

[epigone73]

sounds like a bit of turn-about. They do much the same thing to our culture every day.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

How are they sure it wasn't left over from an early morning bovine pride parade.

[Physicist]

"What they're doing is an abomination to God," said John Lauritzon, 31, of Conway.

Whereas whoever spread the Holy $#!+ was doing the Lord's work, no doubt.

[Old Professer]

When I first read the headline all I could see was Moses mucking the wind.

[no dems]

This is why, even with Wesley Clark's help, KERRY WILL NOT CARRY ARKANSAS.

[Redcloak]

Oh! the humanity!!

[Mike Bates]

I just hope they show the same sort of disgust at the opening of the Clinton Library and Massage Parlor.

[null and void]

Where were you???

[blau993]

OK. Who were the FReepers who got up early in the morning. Come out of the closet, and let us honor you for a job well, but not perfectly, done.

[F16Fighter]

It's a damn shame...

A waste of perfectly good cow sh*t gone down the drain...

[chilepepper]

hmmmm, horse manure -- part of one of the kinkier floats in the parade perhaps?

[76834]

They should have just left the manure in place. Would have made the whole event smell better.

Now I guess the "Hate Crime / Thought" police will come looking for me.......

[yankeedame]

"We want to let people know that gay people don't just live in cities," parade organizer John Schenck said. "They live in little towns like Conway and Greenbrier."...
Oh, I have no doubt that everybody in little towns like Conway and Greenbrier know who the poofers are.

...The street in front of the home of Schenck and his partner, Robert Loyd, also was vandalized with the manure.
Hello! Ms. or Mr. Journalist, Vandalized with manure?? You mean, Guido "the Manure" Albergetti was part of the gang or something? Manure was what the front porch was bespattered with -- not one of the bespatterers.

Besides, the word vandalize means "to destroy wantonly, as through acts of vandalism; 'vandalize the park'" You know, sort of like what anti-war protesters do to a down-town area. That is, of course, unless the poo-poo once lobbed on the porch breaking up the concrete, pulling off aluminum siding, kicking over flower pots, and cracking the beak off that cute ceramic goose dressed in a yellow rain coat.

[Uncle Miltie]

Darnit, the bestiality parade was supposed to happen two days later.

[Tuco Ramirez]

Wouldn't gay bowel syndrome cause the same mess?

[Diddle E. Squat]

Manure Tossed on Ark. Gay Parade Route

By the participants? Incontinence is a lifestyle byproduct(for males)...