[Admin Moderator]

Bmup.

[Senator Pardek]

Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
just so my irons aren't always flying off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
that make me think the wrong thing.

[listenhillary]

Where can I take lessons in speaking anime? Facinating!

[listenhillary]

I had a pian in the ass once.

[NRA2BFree]

Take your meds. You'll feel better.

[Old Professer]

TRANSLATION:

I am a blathering idiot, and I want to share it.

[Xenalyte]

Why aer you hrere?

[cyborg]

maybe looking at too much hentai is what's causing your spelling problem

[Nataku X]

Here's the serious response: Get over it, you're a minor.

Here's the not-so-serious response:

[TASMANIANRED]

My tax dollars gone to waste. Obviously public school educated. Can't punctuate, Can't capitalize.
Doesn't have a coherent thought.

The next sound you hear will be a flush.

[Zetman]

Ok you guys!! One of you wrote and posted this as a joke, right?? Stop playing with us!!

If this was written by someone older than ealry elementary school age, then they have obviously been spending too much time doing Instant Messaging with their friends during English class. Also, I have seen a good deal of anime. Where are this kid's parents?? Why are they letting him/her watch that stuff??

[F.J. Mitchell]

I don't know what the newbie was drinking as he posted this, but pour me a double of the same.

[Bars4Bill]

Why did you spell "petition" correctly?

[Not A Snowbird]

so overprotective moms take care of own childern and mind you own friggin bussiness

In the vernacular of your generation, "Bite Me".

[Junior]

Maybe when you learn to spell and write complete sentences, complete with proper capitalization and grammer, you will be allowed to play with the big kids again.

[Cultural Jihad]

so overprotective moms take care of own childern and mind you own friggin bussiness

Sounds like you'd fit right in with the Me-ocrats, those who think any personal sacrifice for the good of others is just way too much of a personal burden to bear, or those who are so mean-spirited they would never spit if they ever thought it would do anybody some good.

[LonePalm]

I've seen clearer thinking, better writing, and more correct usage of punctuation on DU.

Now THAT says a lot.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[The Wizard]

speaking of anime the best one is "The Overfiend" very adult in all the right ways

[Jonah Hex]

Son, you better stick to American comics if you plan to "hang" around here.

[Hot Tabasco]

ilikedfritzthecatwhichithoughtwasaprecursortotodaysanimeanditwasdirty doyouknowifHomeDepotsellsspaces?imalloutofthemandcantfindthemontheinnernetanywhere.