[PatrickHenry]

When it's all said and done,
Who had more fun,
Whether in enemies dead,
Or girls in his bed,
Than Ghenghis Khan,
He's way out ahead!

[VadeRetro]

Genghis said with a yawn,
"I have oodles of spawn!
And my legions oppress many nations.
It is good to be Khan,
To have groupies who fawn,
And time for all kinds of relations."