[VadeRetro]

Genghis said with a yawn,
"I have oodles of spawn!
And my legions oppress many nations.
It is good to be Khan,
To have groupies who fawn,
And time for all kinds of relations."

[PatrickHenry]

From China's coast to the Urals,
Genghis had plenty of girls,
His conquests and booty,
Brought him oodles of cuties,
That's the way history unfurls.