Posted on 06/20/2004 7:58:30 PM PDT by doug from upland
It's really not my fault 'cause
Our parents we can't choose
But I have made a plan and
I don't have much to lose
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
The man whom I've called daddy
Is quite a loony tune
And if he gets his way
He'll rape four in June
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm scraping the rugs…I'll find his DNA
I'll take it to a lab and see what they will say
Although Web had ripped off some folks
And he did some prison time
He's not bought off by the Chinese
He is not a traitor slime
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm scraping the rugs…I'll find his DNA
I'll take it to a lab and see what they will say
To see the tabloids I get sick
Penis this and penis that
I dread the day that I will read
He assaulted Socks my cat
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
Aw,come on,Doug!
Doug that cold dude
Don't pick on Chelsea that very wrong dude
I wouldn't have, but it is Father's Day and he still hasn't gone away.
I'm with you. Paternity day or no, she's fair game.
She is an adult.
Aye, and a skanky RAT to boot.
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