Posted on 06/11/2004 9:14:18 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
FReegards...MUD
"Reagan!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DemonRATS INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Created Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)
God Bless Ronald Reagan, ZZ-Top, and America.
My friends and I were up at the top of the hill about the time you got in line, Mud. Wasn't it an awesome view from the Capitol steps down the mall to the Washington Monument?
Layla will never be the same! I will always be singing "REA--GAN!" when I hear it now.
God bless Ronaldnus Magnus. God bless America.
"It was a wrenching end to a remarkable day of Reagan remembrance that began in the rotunda of the Capitol and ended in California, where Reagan's three surviving children said their last goodbyes. "He is home now; he is free," Reagan's youngest, Ron Jr., said. "In his final letter to the American people, Dad wrote, 'I now begin the journey that will lead me into the sunset of my life.' This evening, he has arrived."
FReegards...MUD
Thank you, summer...MUD
:)!
Thanks for the ping!
RE: "Final Journey"
Thanks for posting this.
Great job, Jeff...MUD
Let's git started...MUD
De nada, mi amiga...MUD
It was indeed, and I wish I'd have been able to take a picture, but they'd confiscated my disposable before we got to that spot. As much as I dislike many of the folks who work there, DeeCee's really got some beautiful vistas.
"Layla will never be the same! I will always be singing "REA--GAN!" when I hear it now."
LOL...now ya know how I feel when any number of songs I've FReeped comes on the radio!! Always singing the wrong words in my head, it's very confusing at times.
FReegards...MUD

"Blackbird"
(John Lennon, Paul McCartney)
Lead Vocal: Paul McCartney
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to be free
Blackbird fly
Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night
Blackbird fly
Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
Pre...MUD
Yep...and with full faculties restored. I can just see him and Winston Churchill hitting it off right away!!
As Maggie Thatcher said, "Reagan is the Great Liberator!!"
FReegards...MUD
Thank you my fellow Virginian for this tribute!
I'm glad you were able to get into the Rotunda to pay your respect. I didn't go to the Capitol, but I did attend the funeral procession to bid farewell to President Reagan.
Spotsy
Ronald Reagan In His Own Words-
A collection of some classic Reaganisms:
"Government growing beyond our consent had become a lumbering giant, slamming shut the gates of opportunity, threatening to crush the very roots of our freedom."
"A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist."
During a 1984 debate with Walter Mondale: "I'm not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
In testing the microphone for his weekly radio address, Reagan declared, ''My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today I've just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.''
"Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall."
"Mr. President," TV reporter Sam Donaldson yelled out at Reagan after a 1982 press conference, "In talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed the mistakes of the past and you've blamed Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?" Reagan responded, "Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat."
"Now, so there will be no misunderstanding, it's not my intention to do away with government. It is rather to make it work -- work with us, not over us; to stand by our side, not ride on our back. Government can and must provide opportunity, not smother it; foster productivity, not stifle it."
"Well, this administration's objective will be a healthy, vigorous, growing economy that provides equal opportunity for all Americans, with no barriers born of bigotry or discrimination."
"Above all we must realize that no arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women."
To wife Nancy after John Hinckley, Jr.'s 1981 assassination attempt: "Honey, I forgot to duck."
"I hope you're all Republicans," he told doctors who were about to operate on his bullet wounds.
"Did we forget that government is the people's business, and every man, woman and child becomes a shareholder with the first penny of taxes paid?"
"We do not have a trillion dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough. We have a trillion dollar debt because we spend too much."
"But with these considerations firmly in mind, I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace, to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete."
"Abortion is advocated only by persons who themselves have been born."
"Politics is a very rewarding profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
"America is too great for small dreams."
"We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we can always be free."
Good fer you, my FRiend...after I told them about my trip, my parents are kickin' themselves fer not attending.
FReegards...MUD
As soon as Dubyuh acknowledges this Undeniable Truth and acts accordingly, he will have my 100% support...and my vote.
FReegards...MUD
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know...
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...
RATS LOATHE Liberty...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!
Life's not fer Lib'rals...
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know...
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the FRee?!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know...
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!
RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!
FReegards...MUD
!!!!!!!
free dixie,sw
DAVE BARRY FOR PRESIDENT IN 200004
"It's Time We Demanded Less"
Every now and then, America produces a great leader -- a person of vision, courage, and integrity. Until that leader shows up, why not elect Dave Barry as our president?
"Why am I running? For the same historic reason that motivated other top-quality U.S. presidential timbers such as George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill: All the other candidates are goobers." - Dave Barry
Dave Barry agrees with you 100 percent on all the issues. But bear in mind that just because Dave Barry has previously stated a view, that does not automatically mean that he agrees with it.
WHERE DAVE BARRY STANDS ON .
CRIME
You can call me courageous if you want, but I am against crime. I favor the death penalty for everything, including zoning violations. In the case of really, really bad criminals -- especially murderers and whoever is responsible for putting Jerry Springer on television -- I support a massive government project to develop a way to bring them back to life after we execute them, so we can execute them again.
TAXES
A lot of my opponents have been going around spouting harebrained "pie-in-the-sky" tax schemes that promise "something for nothing." Well I say it's time for a "reality check." I favor a practical, fiscally sound, two-pronged "flat-tax" system, as follows:
PRONG ONE -- Everybody would pay less.
PRONG TWO -- You, personally, would pay nothing.
SOCIAL SECURITY
You hear a lot of talk these days about how the government cannot afford to keep giving more and more billions of dollars in Medicare and Social Security benefits to the elderly, especially to the wealthy, golf-playing, boat-owning, Lincoln-driving, mansion-dwelling, servant-lashing elderly. Well, here's what I say: I personally am well on my way to elderlyhood, and if I'm going to suffer from joint pain, gum disease, vision loss, irregularity, bladder malfunction, prostate disorders, hemorrhoidal swelling and an inexplicable fondness for reruns of "Murder, She Wrote," then by gosh I WANT MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT.
DRUGS
I admit that, back in the Sixties when everybody was doing it, I may have stuck a few syringes in my arm. But I never pushed the plunger.
STANDARDIZED NATIONAL EDUCATIONAL TESTS
I believe that American schoolchildren should be given standardized national educational tests, and I will tell you exactly why: Because I am not a schoolchild. I am strongly in favor of things that I, personally, do not have to do. Childbirth is another example.
HEALTH CARE
As an older male American, I believe that our Number One health-care priority, as a nation, must be to make the medical profession find some way to get to the prostate gland other than the way they're getting to it now.
FOREIGN POLICY
I am sick and tired of watching the United States get pushed around by dirtbag nations such as Iraq. If I were president, and Saddam Hussein gave me any trouble, I would unleash the ultimate weapon on him. That's right: I would have a bomber fly right over downtown Baghdad, open the bomb doors, and drop: lawyers. If that didn't paralyze Iraq, I would drop more lawyers; and if THAT didn't work, I would put parachutes on the lawyers.
SEX IN THE OVAL OFFICE
The Oval Office is a sacred shrine of our great republic, and it is just plain wrong for the president to have sex there. He should go out on the lawn.
Heh heh heh...hey, did you hear the warm welcome Dubyuh gave the ex-Rapist-in-Chief at the White House in honor of the unveiling of he and the HildaBeast's official portraits?! My gawd, I couldda never have been so generous to that lowlife bottom-feeders!!
FReegards...MUD
Yep...you don't haveta look any further than their support fer the murderous thug Castro, or the murderous thug Damiel Ortega. Dem RATS love to impose their will on folks and support those who openly oppress their fellow citizens!!
RATS are either EVIL or STOOOOPID...MUD
"On June 6, 2004, America lost President Ronald Reagan. There was no greater president in the twentieth century than Ronald Reagan. He personified patriotism and all that America stood for. He conquered the Soviet Union, crushing the Evil Empire, and loosening the communist jaws on the European continent without firing a single shot. He battled Russia, making critical strategic moves without launching a single missile or invading a single country. President Reagans policies allowed America to flourish while overcoming an enemy bent on taking over the world."
Great job, writer...I share yer sentiments regarding The Great Liberator!!
FReegards...MUD
"The idea, then, is not that the whole world would become a Moslem world at this time, but that the whole world would be subdued under the rule of Islam. When the Islamic empire was established in 634 AD, within seven years 640 AD the core of the empire was created. The rules that were taken from the Koran and from the tradition that was ascribed to the prophet Mohammed, were translated into a real legal system. Jews and Christians could live under Islam provided they paid poll tax and accepted Islamic superiority. Of course, they had to be humiliated. And Jews and Christians living under Islam are humiliated to this very day."
Thanks fer the link, my FRiend...I'm glad you've decided to postpone yer self-imposed sabbatical from FR.com...MUD
"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!
Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
"Woodstock II" (The RightWing Version)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...
Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
Right is starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's smolderin'...
DemonRATS're the Party of Fear!!
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Dem Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...YEAH!!!
(Guitar Jammin')
We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!
Mudboy Slim
20 September 2000
"RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. Trumpet fanfare. It signals, it's time for an update. [Playing of Gorbasm update theme.] Ladies and gentlemen, I had the high honor and distinct privilege of attending George W. Bush 41's 80th birthday party Saturday night in Houston. It was at Minute Maid Park, the home of the Houston Astros, about 5,000 people there scattered in different layers of the stadium. I, of course, was in the Diamond Club, which is where the performing celebrities -- I was there as a civilian. I was not there working. I was just there as an invited guest, had just a fabulous time, ladies and gentlemen.
But I wish to tell you today that I, your host, El Rushbo, had my own and my first personal Gorbasm. All of the eulogists at the national funeral for Ronald Reagan, other than Margaret Thatcher, were in attendance including Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev, with whom I ended up in two pictures. One of these pictures, our arms around each other. I was told he asked for it by James Baker, former everything, secretary of state, secretary of treasury under Reagan, chief of staff under Reagan. Gorbachev had his translator, who introduced me by saying "Roosht Limbaugh." Gorbachev reacted to me the way I once saw him react when he met David Rockefeller. I did. There was a big thing at the UN, and I saw Rockefeller was in the reception line and Gorbachev got up there and when they told him who he was, his eyes widened and got real big and excited.
It was a fun and I'm waiting on a picture of this. Larry King was there. He was the master of ceremonies. I walked up and said, "Hey, Lar, what's shaking? You are kicking butt, Lar!" He put his arm around me and....well, everybody loves everybody at this. He introduced me his wife, Shawn. He told me some interesting things about her. She told me some interesting things about him. He asked me to come on his show to talk about my cochlear implant. I said, "I'll get back to you." (Laughing.) The Oak Ridge Boys were there. They were constant visitors to my TV show. They were there, hadn't seen them a while. Larry Gatlin, Vince Gill and Amy Grant. I walked up and said, "Hey, baby, baby," to her. Crystal Gayle. Probably the most interesting and longest conversation I had of the evening was Brian Mulroney, the former prime minister of Canada and one of the great eulogists of Ronald Reagan. Mary Matalin was there. I spoke with Vice President Dick Cheney, Bob Mosbacher, both presidents 43 and 41 were there. Jack Kemp and his wife Joanna, a little conversation with them.
But Larry King had his whole entourage there. The people that snapped the picture were producers of Larry King's program and I gave my e-mail address, the picture of Gorbachev. I gave my e-mail address and I said, "Send this to me," and they said, "Don't worry. We'll be glad to." In fact, one of them was a 27-year-old young woman who's working at CNN, just getting started when she said that she grew up listening to me in New Jersey. Her name was Eleanor, forget her last name. I said, "What are you doing working on the Larry King show?" She said, "It's a start." (Laughing.) Oh, she didn't say that! I don't want to get her in trouble. She was very excited to be there. So I'm still waiting on the e-mail delivery of the picture that was taken. It's digital. As soon as I get it, we'll be able to post it on the website. No, I didn't say evil empire. I didn't pull a Margaret Thatcher. I did not say evil empire. I almost thought about asking Mary Matalin for some lipstick to put a birthmark on my head, but I didn't. I played it straight. I was a model of decorum at this event.
At any rate, so that's that. As soon as I get the picture, and I made 'em read that e-mail address back to me, because I wrote it down plain and simple as I could so they could get it right, and they said it would be to me sometime today. One way or another we'll get this. There was also a still photographer there taking pictures for Gorbachev and I'll get one of those at some point, too. So regardless -- I just couldn't hold back. I was going to wait until I got the picture to tell you the story, but I couldn't hold back. I had my own personal Gorbasm Saturday night, folks!
Go Rush Go...MUD
"Gibbs was originally hired by the Redskins the same year Ronald Reagan started his two-term presidency from 1981 to 1989. Gibbs, who visited the White House after guiding the Redskins to the 1983 Super Bowl, recalled talking football with Reagan in the hallway leading to the Rose Garden.
"He said, ' I played football, you know,' " Gibbs said yesterday, doing a slight Reagan impersonation. "And I said, 'Yes, sir.' And he said, 'You know I played guard.' I said, 'Guard.' He said, ' I still sign a lot of things with the number 33.' I think that's the number he said."
Thirty-three...my favorite two-digit number...MUD
Smashing Pumpkins' "Thirty-Three"
Speak to me in a language I can hear
Humour me before I have to go
Deep in thought I forgive everyone
As the cluttered streets greet me once again
I know I can't be late, supper's waiting on the table
Tomorrow's just an excuse away
So I pull my collar up and face the cold, on my own
The earth laughs beneath my heavy feet
At the blasphemy in my old jangly walk
Steeple guide me to my heart and home
The sun is out and up and down again
I know I'll make it, love can last forever
Graceful swans of never topple to the earth
And you can make it last, forever you
You can make it last, forever you
And for a moment I lose myself
Wrapped up in the pleasures of the world
I've journeyed here and there and back again
But in the same old haunts I still find my friends
Mysteries not ready to reveal
Sympathies I'm ready to return
I'll make the effort, love can last forever
Graceful swans of never topple to the earth
Tomorrow's just an excuse
And you can make it last, forever you
You can make it last, forever you
Pre...MUD
the rest are CROOKS & LIARS!
free dixie,sw
LOL...MUD
free dixie,sw
"RATS Loathe Liberty!!"
LOL Cool song Mud.
Hello ALL,
I have been out of the loop for over a week due to various things, so please forgive me if I have not reponded to pings and such.
I would like to invite ALL OF YOU to a George W Bush party at my house July 24, beginning 6:30-whenever.
Please contact me if you are interested.
"DemonRATS" Is Their Name...Socialism Is Their Aim!!"
Ain't that RIGHT, Sam from the Smirkin' Chimp?!
Admit it, dude, Socialism's yer aim!!
FReegards...MUD
Yep...remember the good ol' days when the Left supposedly supported FReedom of Expression and FReedom of Thought?! Now, the Leftists on campus steal and burn the college newspapers that promote traditional values!!
SHEEEEESH, whatta bunch of LOSERS in Life's Lottery!!
FReegards...MUD
>"Admit it, dude, Socialism's yer aim!!"<
Careful Mud.
That kinda talk to Sam will git ya labeled "a bigot"
for posting "tripe about socialism!" ;^D
I know that's what I got called...by Bobby KKK Big Byrd's biggest supporter!
Ha!
The Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
The world is a vampire, sent to drain
secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
and what do i get, for my pain
betrayed desires, and a piece of the game
even though i know-i suppose i'll show
all my cool and cold-like old job
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
now i'm naked, nothing but an animal
but can you fake it, for just one more show
and what do you want, i want to change
and what have you got
when you feel the same
even though i know-i suppose i'll show
all my cool and cold-like old job
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
tell me i'm the only one
tell me there's no other one
jesus was an only son
tell me i'm the chosen one
jesus was an only son for you
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
and i still believe that i cannot be saved
Pre...MUD
"Instead of marching to the Pentagon, ANSWER decided to steal the thunder from Code Pink and DAWN (DC Anti-War Network) by following the tactic of those groups, who've been marching to Rumsfeld's home. This was in keeping with ANSWER's ruthless reputation among anti-war groups, a reputation earned by big-footing other anti-war groups, effectively going to the front of their parades, taking over others' groups and events, black-balling some speakers at rallies, and otherwise hogging the spotlight. Stalin would be proud of ANSWER."
DeeCee FReepers ROCK...MUD
"Reagan was utterly American. He dreamed vast optimistic dreams, and lived to see some of the most unlikely ones come true. He was accused of living a Hollywood-shaped fantasy life, and in a way he did. But rather than inhabit a dream world of his own making, Reagan had an ability to mold reality until it resembled his dreams. Reagan was utterly of his century. Born in 1911, he aspired to a personal heroism of the Jack Armstrong variety, fulfilled in the 1920s by his many rescues as a lifeguard. Captivated by the drama of major league baseball, he became a radio announcer and mastered the forgotten art of "re-creation"--transforming unadorned narrative from a ticker tape into a dramatic spectacle that existed mainly in his own head. Reagan fought his way from the sticks to the big city in the openly ambitious yet innocent way replicated in so many early 20th-century success stories."
FReegards...MUD
"UVA Football Recruiting Leading the Nation!!"
"Signing day is more than seven months away, yet U.Va. already has 16 commitments - by far the most of any Division I-A school. ...Three players have committed to Virginia in the past week: All-America offensive tackle Eugene Monroe, wide receiver Kevin Ogletree and linebacker-to-be Antonio Appleby of Virginia Beach's Salem High. Monroe, whom Rivals.com rates the 11th-best prospect in the nation's Class of 2005, had scholarship offers from such powers as LSU, Southern Cal, Oklahoma and Florida State. Ogletree chose Virginia over Penn State and Syracuse. Appleby also had offers from Virginia Tech, Syracuse, North Carolina, Maryland, Duke and West Virginia. Appleby visited U.Va. for the first time Saturday. When he arrived in Charlottesville, Appleby said Tuesday, Virginia Tech was his leader, ahead of UNC. "Virginia was third," he said, "but when I went there, there was no competition."
Go Tribe Go...MUD
"Careful Mud. That kinda talk to Sam will git ya labeled "a bigot" for posting "tripe about socialism!" ;^D"
Nope...Sam's a pure-bred Lefty, unashamed of his desire fer World Socialism...ain't that right, Sam?!
Sam?! Sa-am?!
Heh heh heh...MUD
31 July 1999
President William J. Clinton
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20500
Re: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"
Dear Mr. President:
A number of months have now passed since the United States Senate failed in its Constitutional Duty to uphold and protect the sanctity of the Office of the Presidency of the United States, by sleep-walking through a sham Impeachment Trial and thereby allowing a blatant Perjurer, Obstructer of Justice, and out-and-out lowlife to retain the once-revered Oval Office. While this failure was indeed disappointing to millions upon millions of patriotic Americans accross this great land of ours, it will ultimately prove invaluable in targeting specific Effete Elite Senators for future removal from elected office. Senators who believe elected officials are above the Laws they themselves enact have no business retaining their Seats of Power, and they will be dealt with in due time. However, the immediate crisis facing this Nation is the indisputable fact that its highest elected official is not only a proven Felon, but we have since learned you are an alleged Rapist (Juanita Broaddrick and others), an Abuser of Power (IRS-Gate, File-Gate, the dog-wagging Kosovo Massacre, and the heretofore under-reported manipulation of the National Media), and a bought and paid-for Communist-Chinese Traitor to the national interests of the American People. And let no one forget--least of all the Rosenbergs--that TREASON is at the very least an IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!
This, of course, will not stand! The wheels of justice may turn all-too-slowly for this man's taste, but they are already turning in preparation for the Re-Impeachment of you, William Jefferson Clinton. Senators who are already on record as approving of a Felon in the Oval Office will soon be presented with the opportunity to weigh in on whether or not they support a TREASONOUS TYRANT whose acceptance of bribes from the Red Chinese Military Leadership--and the "quid-pro-quo" sale of sensitive nuclear technology to same--has resulted in an increasingly dangerous future for all Americans (and an expensive new Cold War with our #1 Geopolitical Foe going into the next Millenium)!! And please realize that, if 34 Democratic Senators vote in defense of your TREASON, it will serve as a well-deserved death-knell for the once-honorable Democratic Party...and we'll still convict you and dispatch you from office after the congressional Balance of Power has been dramatically altered on 7 November 2000!!
However, for the good of the Country--and the Office of the Presidency--we in the so-called "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" for Justice are willing to give you one last chance to do what you should have done well over a year ago...RESIGN!! RESIGN before Labor Day '99 and we on the Right may find it in our hearts to curtail the inevitable March To Justice somewhere short of your wasting away the rest of your days calling some Bubba "Schnook'ems" in a 7'x10' honeymoon suite in some Federal Penitentiary. Of course, Hell'ry could still make conjugal visits...LOL! Just blame me, if you'd like, a self-proclaimed "Right-Wing Zealot!" for your premature flight from office. Perhaps you can even "spin it" in such a way as to get you some sympathy points and improve the electoral chances for both Algore AND your wife... nice legacy, by the way...ROFLMAO! Sure, you'll have to give up your Presidential Pension and, of course, you'll be disbarred, but most likely your jailtime can be kept to a few short years. After all the pain and embarrassment you have thrust upon your wife and daughter, will you not spare them the ignominy and pain of having a husband or father rotting away the rest of his once-promising life in prison for TREASON?! For if you do not RESIGN soon, I--and many others--will do everything in our considerable power to guarantee you that the inevitable Tsunami of Justice will proceed as follows:
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL/CONVICTION FOR TREASON PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION.)
I don't mean to put too fine of a point on this, Slick Willie, you have been officially put on notice! Enjoy the music, then FACE THE MUSIC...RESIGN NOW!!
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
Enclosure: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"
cc. The U.S. House of Representatives
The U.S. Senate
The Mass Media
Fellow VRWC Members
"American Lib'ral"
(To be sung, angrily, to the Guess Who's "American Woman")
Unnhhh!!!
American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee!
Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee!
Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal Whore,
Don't want you to regulate no more!
I got more important things to do...
Than waste my time hatin' life with you!
"Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!!
DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee!
Enviro-Whackos...hippies huggin' tree-ees...
Don't come a'bitchin' around my store...
Ain't gonna fund yer Programs no more!!
Public Ed can stupidify...
But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES!
"NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay!
Feminist NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'ral, said get away-ay!
Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay!
Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores...
Ain't gonna fund yer "art" no more...
We don't need your welfare schemes...
We don't need your class enmity!
Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies...
The Right will just convict his spies!!
Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!!
American Sheeple...when will you see?!!
GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more!
We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton!
Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye!
You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!!
Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye,
Tell'im what he's gotta do,
"Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!"
Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?!
Slick, ya gotta leave-eve!!
Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!
Mudboy Slim
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