[Willie Green]

Oughta put 'em all on Double Secret Probation.

[blau993]

"That Boy is a P-I-G, Pig!"

[Lunatic Fringe]

FOOD FIIIIIGHT!

[zahal724]

I blame Hollywood. If they stopped making movies with kids and food fights, then these kids would'nt have been tempted to be so violent. /sarcasm

How bad was the teach hurt? If it was hurt feelings, then they better get some awards.

[kjam22]

You know.... I think generally the solution of "suspend them and send them home to thier parents" doesn't work well. About half the time the parents are convinced that it's the school's fault for one reason or another.

I'm probably more in favor of the take them outside and beat the daylights out of them method.

[End Times Sentinel]

A food fight that started with fruit cup turned into a mealtime melee, serving up a full plate of arrests and injuries.

 

Clearly legislation is required to restrict the use of fruit cups in school areas.  However, the fruit cup industry is simply too powerful as are their fruit cup whacko supporters.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[Tai_Chung]

The government should impose a 3-day waiting period for school lunches to help protect the children.

[najida]

The incident began at West Side Middle School after a girl dumped a fruit cup over a boy's head, police said.

For some reason,
I can't stop laughing at this.

[Imagine]

It's all George Bush's fault. If Bill Clinton were president, then everybody would have been performing oral sex. Instead, it's war, war, war.

[Xenalyte]

A food fight that started with fruit cup turned into a mealtime melee, serving up a full plate of arrests and injuries.



"Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup."

[mpreston]

Interesting that the teachers and detective were injured while no STUDENTS were. Seems they should have stayed out of it!

[Mon]

I think having them clean up the whole mess and the rest of the school and pay for any damage would be much better. That's what happened when I grew up and was effective what I remember :)
I still have to laugh though.

[VaBthang4]

FReepers care about this because...

[jocon307]

It's JUNE! And my daughter will graduate HS in about 12 days! YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA! It's almost over! I could toss a few fruit cups myself!

[RightWhale]

There was a food fight at one of the Pipeline construction camps. It was a real fight. They had to bulldoze the mess hall afterwards, but nobody got arrested. Started when they ran out of thirds on steak and lobster.