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DFU SONG: If (Clinton- if they won't let me talk, I'll fall asleep)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 6-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 06/11/2004 11:41:09 AM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - IF

If those right wing jerks won't let me talk...my anger will be deep
My expletives they'll bleep...so I'll just fall asleep

If I'm hearing adulation, I will try to tune it out
I'm tempted to just shout, "Of me it's all about!"

Will people say, when finally my time comes
"What a good man...he wasn't scum"

If the bimbo hadn't kept me up all night, I would be fine
We shared a lot of wine...the pleasure was all mine

If I only hadn't slipped, things would be much better, I guess
Without that stained blue dress...there's no impeachment mess

I'll catch some zzzzz's...yes, that is what I'll do
Hey, Hillary, wake me when this is through


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: catchingzzzzzzs; classlessbill; classlesshillary; x42

1 posted on 06/11/2004 11:41:12 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

LOL


2 posted on 06/11/2004 11:44:31 AM PDT by Arpege92 (Republicans believe everyday is the 4th of July, Democrats believe everyday is April 15th - Gipper)
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To: All
Link to the discussion thread of the sleepers -- CLICK.
3 posted on 06/11/2004 11:47:38 AM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland

We have a big family event tomorrow on my husbands side. I told husband that if any one of his liberal relatives has the nerve to gloat at me about Reagans death I will loose it. He said take the Reagan approach and leave them silent, simply say, " At least he kept his pants up in the Oval Office. " and then walk away.

I hope I wont have to use the line but will if something is said to me.

Family had no trouble in my house last month telling me how much they HATE President Bush. I have never insulted them in any way shape or form.

Will let you know if anything happens.


4 posted on 06/11/2004 11:48:15 AM PDT by alisasny (GODSPEED DEAR SWEET PRINCE OF MEN RONALD REAGAN : ))
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To: doug from upland

Perfect. And perfectly despicable.


5 posted on 06/11/2004 11:48:58 AM PDT by zlala
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To: alisasny

Lady Thatcher gave him the credit he had coming. Even the commies have admitted that he brought them down. It was more than building arms. He attacked them on all fronts, including energy and their currency. History will treat him very, very kindly. Those hundreds of millions who today live in freedom know who is responsible.


6 posted on 06/11/2004 11:53:08 AM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: alisasny

Good Luck! Personally I am fed up with one of my in-laws calling me a Nazi! The next time I am going to explode!


7 posted on 06/11/2004 11:54:48 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: doug from upland

ZZZZZZZZZ Just dreaming of past anal/oral experiences with a young intern.


8 posted on 06/11/2004 12:14:30 PM PDT by latrans
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To: Rummyfan

Just give them a history lesson about what a Nazi really was. Shame on them if they invoke the German N word -- what word is left for the real Nazis?


9 posted on 06/11/2004 12:17:16 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland

bttt


10 posted on 06/11/2004 12:32:31 PM PDT by bmwcyle (<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
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To: Rummyfan

Nazis were National SOCIALISTS. They had more in common with the left than the right. Come to think of it, Hitler and his Nazis are still the heroes of many an Islamic terrorist whose violent, anti-American, anti-Semitic tactics are defended and/or excused by today's lefties.

Oh, and don't forget to remind your silly name-calling relatives that Stalin killed more people than Russia's former partner Adolph and his National SOCIALIST buddies did prior to WWII.

Reagan's legacy finally rid the world of the murderous, freedom-hating USSR. (Of course, maybe your relatives aren't appreciative of this fact.)


11 posted on 06/11/2004 12:39:37 PM PDT by demnomo
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To: doug from upland

Typical behavior for rich "trailer trash". I felt sorry for
the Vice-President and his wife having to sit next to them.


12 posted on 06/11/2004 1:19:26 PM PDT by upcountryhorseman (An old fashioned conservative)
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