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What has Michael Eisner done to The American Broadcasting Company?
The American Broadcasting Company ^

Posted on 06/06/2004 8:36:56 PM PDT by SlickWillard

I'm sitting here watching game one of the NBA Finals, and I keep getting these commercials for ABC's fall lineup, interspersed with shots of Michael Eisner & David Stern hamming it up in the stands.

The Ultimate Love Test
http://abc.go.com/primetime/lovetest/about.html

Desperate Housewives
http://abc.go.com/primetime/schedule/2004-05/desperatehousewives.html

Wife Swap
http://abc.go.com/primetime/schedule/2004-05/wifeswap.html

Why do these vermin even bother with the pretense of decency? Why don't they just cancel the whole lineup and replace it with home videos of men having relations with sheep?

Michael Eisner is an utterly foul human being.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News
KEYWORDS: abc; disney; eisner; trashtv
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1 posted on 06/06/2004 8:36:57 PM PDT by SlickWillard
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To: SlickWillard

yep


2 posted on 06/06/2004 8:39:16 PM PDT by fooman (Get real with Kim Jung Mentally Ill about proliferation)
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To: SlickWillard
Who cares about men in shorts dribbling, or a mouse that thinks it is moore.

wife swap a coming at you.

3 posted on 06/06/2004 8:40:39 PM PDT by dts32041 (What is the exit strategy for Europe and Japan ? - I don't think there was one, we are still there..)
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To: SlickWillard
What has Michael Eisner done to The American Broadcasting Company?

You have to ask.

4 posted on 06/06/2004 8:42:42 PM PDT by martin_fierro ("Meine liebe Pluskat....")
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To: SlickWillard
Why don't they ...men having relations with sheep?

Sheep have higher standards.

5 posted on 06/06/2004 8:43:25 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (...and Freedom tastes of Reality)
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"home videos of men having relations with sheep?"

Michael Eisner found Osama?


6 posted on 06/06/2004 8:46:01 PM PDT by Redcoat LI (You Can Trust Me , I'm Not Like The Others.....)
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To: martin_fierro; SlickWillard
You have to ask.

Don't ask!
Don't tell!

7 posted on 06/06/2004 8:46:45 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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To: SlickWillard
No one I know watches CBS, ABC, or NBC. I usually watch more interesting shows on the History Channel, A&E, or Wings.
8 posted on 06/06/2004 8:48:22 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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9 posted on 06/06/2004 8:48:41 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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13 used & new from $4.75


10 posted on 06/06/2004 8:49:24 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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To: SlickWillard

Yeah, some of this is Eisner's doing. But in the entertainment business these days, you can't go wrong marketing to the lowest common denominator. Even if you have to wade into a few cesspools to find it.


11 posted on 06/06/2004 8:49:36 PM PDT by IronJack
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Why do these vermin even bother with the pretense of decency? Why don't they just cancel the whole lineup and replace it with home videos of men having relations with sheep?

Because you can charge $13.95/hr for that on pay-per-view!
12 posted on 06/06/2004 8:50:57 PM PDT by July 4th (You need to click "Abstimmen")
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The Ultimate Love Test

The 'Ultimate Love Test' is whether or not your faith, committment and deeds warrant God's acceptance, when your time here is done.

Don't listen to me. Listen to Him.

13 posted on 06/06/2004 8:53:42 PM PDT by Riley (Need an experienced computer tech in the DC Metro area? I'm looking. Freepmail for details.)
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He helped maintain ABC as All Bullsh*t Communists!!!!


14 posted on 06/06/2004 8:57:29 PM PDT by Defender2 (Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)
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To: SlickWillard
What has Michael Eisner done to The American Broadcasting Company?

He's drilled it into the ground. It's the only drilling that exists currently in America.

Open up ANWAR

15 posted on 06/06/2004 9:01:47 PM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (John Kerry: An old creep, with gray hair, trying to look like he's 30 years old.)
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Why don't they just cancel the whole lineup and replace it with home videos of men having relations with sheep?

If sheep could participate in the Neilsen ratings, they most certainly would.

16 posted on 06/06/2004 9:11:19 PM PDT by kylaka (The Clintons are the democRATS crack cocaine. They know they're bad for them, they just can't stop.)
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Uh, because sheep have higher standards.

Or, because PETA wouldn't stand for sheep degrading themselves with humans.


17 posted on 06/06/2004 9:22:52 PM PDT by CitizenUSA
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To: Paleo Conservative
13 used & new from $4.75

I hear there are discounts for the stained copies with the stuck-together pages.

18 posted on 06/06/2004 9:30:15 PM PDT by Captainpaintball
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I hear there are discounts for the stained copies with the stuck-together pages.

You mean those aren't fireworks on the cover?

19 posted on 06/06/2004 9:32:41 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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Why don't they just cancel the whole lineup and replace it with home videos of men having relations with sheep?

That would offend the PETA-Americans.

20 posted on 06/07/2004 5:21:35 AM PDT by atomicpossum (I give up! Entropy, you win!)
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