[hoosierham]

Will the Brits swallow this ?

[WorkingClassFilth]

These people are f*ckin' idiots.

Tear off the roof of your house (morality) and then teach your children how to put on a rain coat (ethics) because the rain comes in (depravity).

AM I MISSING SOMETHING?

[little jeremiah]

At first I thought this was the Onion. Un-freakin-believable.

It's only done-stick-a-fork-in-it, it's burned to a crisp and needs to be tossed in the compost.

[navyblue]

Is there a lab section or only lecture?

[kddid]

Maybe this teen pregnancy thing isn’t so bad for Britain. They could use a population boom to offset the immigration.

[Ruth A.]

This is a sick response to teen pregnancies. The only thing worse will be finding out that Clinton receives grant money for suggesting this "solution."

[Centurion2000]

A sex education course developed by Exeter University trains teachers to talk to teenagers about 'stopping points' before full sex.

And just how exactly are they supposed to check a woman's grade during the practical lab of this course ?

Check how many cigarettes the guy smokes ?

[Blue Scourge]

*just nods his head and walks away....*

[Texas Eagle]

Teachers who sign up to the course are primed to deal with queries from pupils on all kinds of sexual experience.

Here is an actual script the teachers are taught to "prime" them for possible responses they may get from a student.

Teacher: Morning, maiden!
Maiden: Good morning.
T: Are, uh,...are you a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
M: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
T: You, uh, you, do you go, eh, do you go, eh?
M: Well, I sometimes "go", yes.
T: Aaaaaaaah bet you do, I bet you do, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
M: I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
T: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
M: Are you, uh,...are you selling something?
T: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
M: Well, I, uh....
T: Are you, uh, are you a sport, ay?
M: Um, I like sport, yes!
T: I bet you do, I bet you do!
M: As a matter of fact I'm very fond of cricket.
T: 'Oo isn't? Like games, eh? Knew you would. Likes games, eh? You've been around a bit, been around?
M: I have traveled, yes. I'm from Scarsdale.
T: SAY NO MORE!! Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore!
M: I wasn't going to!
T: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?

[Defender2]

Our leftists over hear are practicing that with our enemies now. I doubt they need any more lessons on the subject!!!!

[navyblue]

AC, are they planning this for both state and public schools?

[bolobaby]

Oh... my... GOD.

I was hoping to see that the article was dated 4/1/04, but no such luck.

[rdb3]

Just... Just...

You know.

A.K.A. Sleepy Brown

[I still care]

I would love to post a picture of a young child with oral herpes/gonorrhea here, but it would be too graphic and distressing for this site.

[KarlInOhio]

From Monty Python's Meaning of Life

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

[RightWingAtheist]

Castle Anthrax is obviously part of Exeter University.

[CzarNicky]

I always thought that was foreplay for the good stuff.

[Brimack34]

And Elders was fired by Billy for advacting Masterbation? Oh I guess I can see why Bill fired her.

[CyberAnt]

How about teaching young ladies to keep their pants on!

[Dan from Michigan]

Whoever proposed this bill will probably get 90% of the male vote in the next election. LOL.