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Oral sex lessons to cut rates of teenage pregnancy [UK]
The Observer (UK) ^
| May 9, 2004
| Mark Townsend
Posted on 05/08/2004 8:05:39 PM PDT by aculeus
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To: Centurion2000
And just how exactly are they supposed to check a woman's grade during the practical lab of this course ? Well, if she flunks, she'll just have to repeat the class! No social promotions here!
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posted on
05/08/2004 8:46:42 PM PDT
by
navyblue
To: aculeus
*just nods his head and walks away....*
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posted on
05/08/2004 8:49:55 PM PDT
by
Blue Scourge
(Off I go into the Wild Blue Yonder...)
To: aculeus
Teachers who sign up to the course are primed to deal with queries from pupils on all kinds of sexual experience.Here is an actual script the teachers are taught to "prime" them for possible responses they may get from a student.
Teacher: Morning, maiden!
Maiden: Good morning.
T: Are, uh,...are you a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
M: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
T: You, uh, you, do you go, eh, do you go, eh?
M: Well, I sometimes "go", yes.
T: Aaaaaaaah bet you do, I bet you do, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
M: I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
T: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
M: Are you, uh,...are you selling something?
T: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
M: Well, I, uh....
T: Are you, uh, are you a sport, ay?
M: Um, I like sport, yes!
T: I bet you do, I bet you do!
M: As a matter of fact I'm very fond of cricket.
T: 'Oo isn't? Like games, eh? Knew you would. Likes games, eh? You've been around a bit, been around?
M: I have traveled, yes. I'm from Scarsdale.
T: SAY NO MORE!! Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore!
M: I wasn't going to!
T: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
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posted on
05/08/2004 8:50:14 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
To: aculeus
Our leftists over hear are practicing that with our enemies now. I doubt they need any more lessons on the subject!!!!
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posted on
05/08/2004 8:52:05 PM PDT
by
Defender2
(Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!)
To: al baby
...HOHOHOHEHEHEHAHAHA. This is a definite save. Good on yer!!!
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posted on
05/08/2004 8:56:33 PM PDT
by
gargoyle
To: aculeus
AC, are they planning this for both state and public schools?
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posted on
05/08/2004 8:56:45 PM PDT
by
navyblue
To: aculeus
Oh... my... GOD.
I was hoping to see that the article was dated 4/1/04, but no such luck.
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posted on
05/08/2004 8:59:05 PM PDT
by
bolobaby
To: aculeus; mhking
Just... Just... You know.
A.K.A. Sleepy Brown
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posted on
05/08/2004 9:04:50 PM PDT
by
rdb3
($710.96... The price of freedom.)
To: aculeus
I would love to post a picture of a young child with oral herpes/gonorrhea here, but it would be too graphic and distressing for this site.
To: EGPWS
Only the one...
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posted on
05/08/2004 9:31:37 PM PDT
by
skepsel
To: aculeus
From Monty Python's Meaning of Life
Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
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posted on
05/08/2004 9:32:01 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Teach a Democrat to fish and he will curse you for not just giving him the fish.)
To: aculeus
Castle Anthrax is obviously part of Exeter University.
To: aculeus
I always thought that was foreplay for the good stuff.
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posted on
05/08/2004 9:42:26 PM PDT
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: aculeus
And Elders was fired by Billy for advacting Masterbation? Oh I guess I can see why Bill fired her.
To: aculeus
How about teaching young ladies to keep their pants on!
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posted on
05/08/2004 9:46:12 PM PDT
by
CyberAnt
(The 2004 Election is for the SOUL of AMERICA)
To: aculeus
Whoever proposed this bill will probably get 90% of the male vote in the next election. LOL.
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posted on
05/08/2004 9:56:55 PM PDT
by
Dan from Michigan
("There's no points for second place")
To: ladyinred
They need classes for this in the UK? Actually this is a brilliant idea. Teach it in class, and the kids will automatically space on completing their class assignmnets and homework. They will remain virgins until graduation.
To: aculeus
Do the little darlings get a certificate to put up on the wall?
Go to jolly old England where you can be a certified ... well, you know!
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posted on
05/08/2004 10:54:16 PM PDT
by
Cheapskate
("Citizens are not sheep to be shorn, or fields of corn to be harvested"Gary Aldrich)
To: aculeus
"And here I thought teaching kids to masturbate was a good idea. Why didn't I think of this??"
- - Dr. Joycelyn Elders
To: CyberAnt
How about teaching young ladies to keep their pants on!I think that's the idea here.
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