ZOT!!! "I was a teenage troll-school dropout."

5/3/04 | S. Dent

[coachdent]

The country of Sierra Leone has declared war on the country they believe to be harboring weapons of mass destruction. The tiny country that boasts the world's worst GDP, has found extensive evidence to support the facts that the United States has weapons of mass destruction. They are calling on the UN to launch an immediate attack on such strategic locales as Newark, New Jersey, Troy, Michigan and Austin, Texas.

[Grit]

Rigggggghhhhhhht.

[RichInOC]

Sierra Leone?

[BOOM!}

No current country by that name.

[shezza]

Ha ha ha! You're funny.

[Mad Dawgg]

Z0428Z04Z03MAY

FR: MAD DAWGG
TO: ADMIN MODERATOR
TOP SECRET
POSSIBLE DU INFILTRATION AND TROLL ALERT
1. EXECUTE UNRESTRICTED DATABANK SEARCH FOR SLEEPER ACCOUNTS
2. PROSECUTE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE ALL TARGETS OF OPPORTUNITY
3.WARPLAN: CYBERZOT TAC 4

ALPHA STRIKE ALPHA STRIKE ALPHA STRIKE

WEAPONS ARE FREE REPEAT: WEAPONS ARE FREE

CODE: ZULU OSCAR TANGO CODE: ZULU OSCAR TANGO

END MESSAGE

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[cyborg]

OOOOOOOH someone opened up the gates of Creedmore!

[dirtboy]

Damn, this was so lame it barely merited a zot. Next time, do the kittens a favor and just stick your finger into a light socket.

[Poohbah]

Sierra Leone?

[BOOM!]

No current country by that name.

Oh, goodie, the Mods are running the Pentagon!

[Mad Dawgg]

OK now you did it! Feel the power of the dreaded Godzilla ZOT!!!

ZOT!

[FourPeas]

Ah Skippy, is school out already?

[Alouette]

[FourPeas]

[Brett66]

So if you see no difference between Iraq and America, then move there.

[DoctorMichael]

.....and I can't think of a BETTER country to have WMDs.

Its a rough World out there, Binky.

[FourPeas]

This is so pathetic, it only qualifies for a ZotLite

[trebb]

Why did they do this? How many of their citizens have we slaughtered and how many more have we threatened to slaughter?

I don't suppose that you remember the series of terrorist attacks on us? With people like you and yours defending us, we would be exterminated in no time. Twit...

[Windcatcher]

They want the UN to attack Newark, NJ? Does that mean folks in NJ can finally rid themselves of that blight now?

If so, can they add Camden to the list? :^)

[EdReform]

PING!

[motzman]

They are calling on the UN to launch an immediate attack on such strategic locales as Newark, New Jersey



Bring It On!

[b4its2late]

You should've used coachbent.