DRUDGE: SUV SPOTTED IN KERRY NANTUCKET HOME

DRUDGE | April 23, 2004 | DRUDGE

[Phantom Lord]

In an earlier interview Kerry talked of having a Jeep. That SUV looks like a Grand Cherokee.

[dirtboy]

Is that a big zit between his eyebrows?

Nah, that's his permanent Botox intake port. The flesh-colored rubber plug must have fallen out.

[Phantom Lord]

Doesn't "lool like" a Hummer. IT IS A HUMMER!

If that is "his families", someone has a whole lot of explaining to do.

[azsportsterman]

malevolent or benevolent?

[mountaineer]

He sure does like that bottled water! It must be what keeps his skin so smooth and hydrated. When he was in Idaho recently, he bounded into a convenience store for a bottle, not noticing that the floor had just been mopped. Ol' "I don't fall" Kerry ended up a** over teakettle on that occasion. Unfortunately, no photos exist.

[hispanarepublicana]

And on Earth Day!!! Oh, the horror!!! </sarcasm>

[stylin19a]

Drudge must be reading FR again

[mewzilla]

Did you get a chance to hear Rush today? If I got it right, Limbaugh was talking about an interview that Kerry recently did with a Detroit media outlet, and Kerry was talking about all the vehicles they own and many were gas guzzlers. And the one vehicle that wasn't, I forget the make and model, might have been made in Canada. LOL. Limbaugh was going to check that out.

[TexasNative2000]

Kerry; "I actually complained about the SUV before I bought the SUV."

[ServesURight]

Is that Evian water? LOL

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

It could be a Cherokee, Mountaineer, Explorer. Yes, it's an SUV, but in order to not look like a fool, it's important to know WHO'S SUV it is.

[thepatriot1]

There once was a Senator from Nantucket Whose face was long like a...

Sandbucket

[Lady Jag]

Residents say that it's bigger than the island.

[BombHollywood]

"..Look at his face! That water bottle must be filled with Vodka."

It's probably Evian water.

[theDentist]

One SUV's benevolence is another's malevolence.

[The_Victor]

The evil SUV parked itself in Kerry's driveway.

[Badeye]

At this rate, we will get photo's or video of Tay Raise Ahhh herself clubbing baby seals with a baseball bat by October.

And Senator Ketchup will claim "it was just some family quality time".....LOL!

[Warren]

Hey, who ya gonna believe, John(I was in Viet Nam)Kerry or those lying pics? Pics probably personally doctored by Bush.

[Phantom Lord]

Anyone been able to find a picture of him and his Dodge 600 he claims to keep "at the Senate"?

[mewzilla]

Is that model made in Canada?