DRUDGE: SUV SPOTTED IN KERRY NANTUCKET HOME

DRUDGE | April 23, 2004 | DRUDGE

[nwrep]

[kcvl]

bttt

[adam_az]

There once was a Senator from Nantucket
Whose face was long like a...

[b4its2late]

That's not his. It's his families.......

[RetiredArmy]

It is not his. It was just a neighbor's that wandered into his yard to do his potty! It then drove back home. sKerry probably yelled at it to "git out of my yard!"

[theDentist]

(gasp) Thank the Lord the Secret Service is there to protect him, in case that SUV starts getting malevolent ideas. {/humor}

[areafiftyone]

Um it's not his it's Bush's!

[mewzilla]

Why doesn't the environmentalist senator just release a complete list of all the family vehicles?

Conservation is for the little people, eh Johnny?

[Azzurri]

The Bush team needs to play this up big-time in commercials in Michigan. Auto workers hate hypocrites.

[dirtboy]

How about "Over-Botoxed Dweeb sighted in SUV with his omnipresent water bottle"

[Little Ray]

So was does the Don have to say about him usin' a Family vehicle?
"You toucha my car; I breaka you face."

[LadyPilgrim]

FUNNNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just thinking the same thing!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

[Phantom Lord]

This is getting good!

I hope they spot those foreign Rovers soon as he proudly talked of buying American.

Still not a single mention of this fiasco on DU.

[China Clipper]

There once was a Senator from Nantucket Whose face was long like a...

..bucket
he said with a grin
as he commited more sins
if my car was a van I could "truck" it

[kaboom]

Look at his face! That water bottle must be filled with Vodka.

[labowski]

Looks like a Hummer to the Left of the SUV. Double dog whammy.....

[BushisTheMan]

Is that a big zit between his eyebrows?

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Drudge better make sure that the SUV in the photo is registered to Kerry or one of his family and is not a guest or a workman's vehicle.

[mewzilla]

Betcha a lot of the folks at DU drive gas guzzlers.