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Kennedy, Daschle Fined for Celebration Over Rice Testimony
Scrapple Face ^
| 03/31/04
| Various
Posted on 04/01/2004 5:55:56 PM PST by SeeRushToldU_So
Kennedy, Daschle Fined for Celebration Over Rice Testimony (2004-03-31) -- Senators Edward M. Kennedy and Tom Daschle face stiff fines for their "excessive celebration" over news that the Bush administration had succumbed to pressure to allow National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice to testify under oath before the 9/11 commission.
A little-known Senate rule, similar to one used by the National Football League, prohibits "excessive, prolonged and premeditated celebrations by Senators," and levies heavy fines for violations.
"Rather than politely welcoming the Bush decision to allow Rice to testify," said an unnamed expert, "Kennedy and Daschle did a virtual Snoopy-dance in front of the reporters. The Senate is supposed to be the more deliberative body of the bicameral legislature. Daschle and Kennedy are out there high-fiving each other, doing that break-dance head-spin thing and simulating two-handed pistol fire. What kind of example is that to set for junior Senators like John Kerry and Hillary Clinton?"
A spokesman for Mr. Kennedy said that he "merely knelt and made the sign of the cross," and that the dancing was actually "an ancient Celtic tradition which is protected as religious speech under the Constitution."
However Mr. Daschle's office acknowledged that, upon hearing the news, the Senate Minority Leader had "leaped into the mosh pit of reporters and was passed around over their heads for some appropriate interval."
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: scrappleface
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To: SeeRushToldU_So
A spokesman for Mr. Kennedy said that he "merely knelt and made the sign of the cross," and that the dancing was actually "an ancient Celtic tradition which is protected as religious speech under the Constitution."Yeah, Ted Kennedy was just piously practicing Irish Catholic tradition.
Mmm-hmm.
To: SeeRushToldU_So
I'd like to see Ted "spike" little Tom in the end zone.
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posted on
04/01/2004 6:00:12 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Gay marriage is for suckers...)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Come join the fun.
To: SeeRushToldU_So
kennedy may have knelt, but how many staffers did it take to help him up?
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posted on
04/01/2004 6:02:31 PM PST
by
breakem
To: SeeRushToldU_So
Smells of April Fools...probably pretty appropriate for the topic. ;)
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posted on
04/01/2004 6:02:39 PM PST
by
canalabamian
(Common sense, unfortunately, is not very common)
To: SeeRushToldU_So
This isn't an April Fool's joke is it?
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posted on
04/01/2004 6:04:13 PM PST
by
ladyinred
(Weakness Invites War. Peace through Strength (Margaret Thatcher))
To: MegaSilver
A spokesman for Mr. Kennedy said that he "merely knelt and made the sign of the cross"
Reading further down in the article, reporters and cameramen were said to turn and haul ass in fear that a sudden lightning bolt would hit any second!!!
To: SeeRushToldU_So
Teddy would have to bend over to high five the midget Daschle and I would suggest he take the drink out of his hand first.
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posted on
04/01/2004 6:06:14 PM PST
by
sgtbono2002
(I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.)
To: ladyinred
This is satire from Scrapple. It's April Fools there every day, and it's pretty dang funny stuff most of the time.
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posted on
04/01/2004 6:06:30 PM PST
by
Dog Gone
(End Freepathons. Join the Dollar a Day Club!)
To: ladyinred
This isn't an April Fool's joke is it? No, just a joke about a couple of fools.
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posted on
04/01/2004 6:11:27 PM PST
by
eggman
(Social Insecurity - Who will provide for the government when the government provides for all of us?)
To: eggman
This isn't an April Fool's joke is it? No, just a joke about a couple of fools. Or a couple of fools who are total jokes.
To: SeeRushToldU_So
My favorite:
http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/001646.html March 21, 2004
Bin Laden Withdraws Support for Kerry
(2004-03-21) -- Religious philosopher Usama bin Laden today announced that although he had been among the unnamed foreign leaders who support John Forbes Kerry's election as U.S. president, he has withdrawn his support.
"At first, I was an anyone-but-Bush man," said Mr. bin Laden on an audiotape aired by al Jazeera TV. "But the more I hear about Kerry's strategy of nuanced engagement, the more I like Bush. At least I know where I stand with the Great Satan from Texas."
Mr. bin Laden said he was concerned that his emissaries would be "tied up for years in fruitless talks with the Kerry administration."
"Next thing you know, al Qaeda will be chairing the U.N. Human Rights Commission," he said. "We don't have time for that kind of nonsense."
The Kerry campaign released the following brief statement: "There are no longer any foreign leaders who support Senator Kerry's candidacy."
by Scott Ott
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posted on
04/01/2004 6:21:07 PM PST
by
AgThorn
(Go go Bush!! But don't turn your back on America with "immigrant amnesty")
To: breakem
"Kennedy may have knelt, but how many staffers did it take to help him up?"
LOL They probably just rolled his fat a_ _ out the front door!!!
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posted on
04/01/2004 6:26:42 PM PST
by
Arpege92
(Ketchup and coffee is like Kerry and the truth....neither go well together. - rickmichaels)
To: SeeRushToldU_So
APRIL FOOOOLSSSSS!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Gotcha!!!!!
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posted on
04/01/2004 6:26:47 PM PST
by
ChevyZ28
(Most of us would rather be ruined by praise, than saved by criticism.)
To: ladyinred
This isn't an April Fool's joke is it? Shhhhh....don't tell.
To: SeeRushToldU_So; xsmommy; secret garden; Argh; dubyaismypresident; Gabz; Texan5; NicknamedBob; ...
They are almost pathetic enough for this to be real! lol
Great find Rush......
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posted on
04/01/2004 7:13:48 PM PST
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Hilary Clinton - Alpha female....I say, Alpo female.......)
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