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Oil Shortage (Humor/Vanity)
Email ^ | 3/29/2004 | Fiddlstix

Posted on 03/29/2004 10:05:49 PM PST by Fiddlstix

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma.

All our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: humor; misc; oil; shortage
This is from an Email I just received from a good friend.

I just thought I'd share it J

1 posted on 03/29/2004 10:05:49 PM PST by Fiddlstix
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I thought it was funny and also a bit of truth J
2 posted on 03/29/2004 10:08:58 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Space Available for Rent or Lease by the Day, Week, or Month. Reasonable Rates. Inquire within.)
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