I always knew there was an "explanation" for the weird ones.
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To: JustPiper
Open borders alert!
^-^
2 posted on
03/18/2004 6:33:31 PM PST by
Calpernia
(http://members.cox.net/classicweb/Heroes/heroes.htm)
To: DeFault User
My wife and i are childless. Would either of us know that we were aliens.
3 posted on
03/18/2004 6:35:17 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(you tell em i'm commin.... and hells commin with me.)
To: DeFault User
You LOSER! If my wife sees this my cover is BLOWN!!!
5 posted on
03/18/2004 6:37:25 PM PST by
Axenolith
(<tag>)
To: DeFault User
Here's an alien that's married to the Ketchup Witch
6 posted on
03/18/2004 6:38:52 PM PST by
Free ThinkerNY
((((Paid for by the Kerry for President of Uranus Committee))))
To: DeFault User
I aksed my spouse if she was a Space Alien. She said "Yes."
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
make a Space Alien your wife.
9 posted on
03/18/2004 6:44:48 PM PST by
Jeff Gordon
(LWS - Legislating While Stupid. Someone should make this illegal.)
To: DeFault User
Mary Matalin and Teresa Heinz should be experts in this field.
To: DeFault User
"As many as 5 million aliens are living in the United States after taking on human form," "My research has determined that the average person has a 50-50 chance of being married to one."
There are only 10 million humans in the U.S.?
12 posted on
03/18/2004 6:49:03 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: DeFault User
"As many as 5 million aliens are living in the United States after taking on human form," "My research has determined that the average person has a 50-50 chance of being married to one."
There are only 10 million humans in the U.S.?
14 posted on
03/18/2004 6:50:18 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: DeFault User
Sheesh, and I took over all of the grocery shopping the day I saw Pimnak cavorting with the leader of this nation on the cover so I wouldn't have to worry about her running into that quirtle cube liner standing in que. Woe is me! I will be demoted to kalf scrubber, I will be consigned to 3 cycles in liquisleep on the tamnar run (3000 of this planets orbits each!)...
Ah well, it was only a matter of time before the rational humans on this site realized that WWN was occasionally fed information by one of the greatest intelligence services in the galaxy. I wonder if the one they call Elvis is still running their operations...
15 posted on
03/18/2004 6:50:47 PM PST by
Axenolith
(<tag>)
To: DeFault User
I do not believe that I've ever met one these alien wives.
(or husbands for that matter)
Sounds a little far fetched to me..........
('course, I'm just an old country boy who don't get out much)
16 posted on
03/18/2004 6:52:36 PM PST by
Fiddlstix
(This Space Available for Rent or Lease by the Day, Week, or Month. Reasonable Rates. Inquire within.)
To: DeFault User
Not that I dismiss out of hand a respected media publication. but
"As many as 5 million aliens are living in the United States after taking on human form," says Dr. James Kune, a physicist and former government UFO expert...."My research has determined that the average person has a 50-50 chance of being married to one."
60 million US households with couples. max number of household with an alien 5 million, that's no better than 1 in 12.
Isn't physics supposed to be one af that hard sciences that requires mathematics?
And why can't "Dr. James Kune" meat my reality check?; If you can't find something in the Internet, it doesn't exist
17 posted on
03/18/2004 6:54:42 PM PST by
Oztrich Boy
("It is always tempting to impute unlikely virtues to the cute" - Reinstated Tagline)
To: DeFault User
My alimony funded the entire economy of Planet X.
19 posted on
03/18/2004 6:58:45 PM PST by
U S Army EOD
(The last person to die for a mistake in Vietnam, should have been Ho Chi Minh)
To: DeFault User
We all know that American Women make awful wives, this is the next logical step past a mail-order bride.
To: DeFault User; andysandmikesmom; areafiftyone; bigfootbob; Ecliptic; El Sordo; Ghengis; ...
OKAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
UFO PING LIST PING
FWIW!
22 posted on
03/18/2004 7:02:49 PM PST by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
To: DeFault User
a physicist and former government UFO expert. How do you get to be a "former expert"???
Do you have to forget stuff?
23 posted on
03/18/2004 7:02:55 PM PST by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: DeFault User
What? 23 posts and I have yet to see a Bat Boy pic!
28 posted on
03/18/2004 7:12:27 PM PST by
demnomo
To: DeFault User
 You are so screwed. G'narthq told you specifically not to let the humans know, and especially not to let the Freepers know. Your vortex is fulminated, man.
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31 posted on
03/18/2004 7:14:53 PM PST by
Nick Danger
(Give me immortality... or give me death.)
To: DeFault User
It must be me, I don't remember being born here.
37 posted on
03/18/2004 7:33:59 PM PST by
ASA Vet
("Anyone who signed up after 11/28/97 is a newbie")
To: DeFault User
To: DeFault User
My Alien
Simple Plan
i'm sick of being alone when are you coming home
just a glimpse of your face.i can remember smelling your hair ,i'll meet you anywhere
somewhere no one can retrace, somewhere where no one will know our faces.
She has two arms to hold me and four legs to wrap around me.she's not your typical girlfriend, she's my alien
she knows when something is wrong when something doesn't belong. she can read it in my mind. she can be assured that with me there is no conspiracy, she's not wasting her time. She can take to the palce that she calls home in a spaceship that will someday be my home. Please take me to your leader, tell her i will surrender.(i will surrender)
(Repeat 3 times)
She has two arms to hold me and four legs to wrap around me she's not your typical girlfriend,she's my alien.
i bought the astronots kit now all i need is a rocket my love is intergalactic friend,
47 posted on
03/18/2004 8:36:52 PM PST by
HangThemHigh
(The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how make it stop.)
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