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Your Spouse Could Be a Space Alien (Where can I find one?)
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| 3/18/04
Posted on 03/18/2004 6:32:06 PM PST by DeFault User
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I always knew there was an "explanation" for the weird ones.
To: JustPiper
Open borders alert!
^-^
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:33:31 PM PST
by
Calpernia
(http://members.cox.net/classicweb/Heroes/heroes.htm)
To: DeFault User
My wife and i are childless. Would either of us know that we were aliens.
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:35:17 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(you tell em i'm commin.... and hells commin with me.)
To: cripplecreek
Check the wear and tear on the remote.
To: DeFault User
You LOSER! If my wife sees this my cover is BLOWN!!!
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:37:25 PM PST
by
Axenolith
(<tag>)
To: DeFault User
Here's an alien that's married to the Ketchup Witch
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:38:52 PM PST
by
Free ThinkerNY
((((Paid for by the Kerry for President of Uranus Committee))))
To: Free ThinkerNY
Pre-Botox potrait?
To: Calpernia
Dr. Kune says he has researched human-alien marriages for the past 10 years and uncovered at least 1,000 cases of aliens passing themselves off as humans Let me guess, the federal government has offered them jobs American supposedly don't want.
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:44:31 PM PST
by
Joe Hadenuf
(I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
To: DeFault User
I aksed my spouse if she was a Space Alien. She said "Yes."
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
make a Space Alien your wife.
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:44:48 PM PST
by
Jeff Gordon
(LWS - Legislating While Stupid. Someone should make this illegal.)
To: DeFault User
Mary Matalin and Teresa Heinz should be experts in this field.
To: Jeff Gordon
"She sure can cook! Yeah, baby!"
To: DeFault User
"As many as 5 million aliens are living in the United States after taking on human form," "My research has determined that the average person has a 50-50 chance of being married to one."
There are only 10 million humans in the U.S.?
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:49:03 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: DeFault User
That picture was taken just after the plastic surgery that transformed him into a semi-human being.
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:49:13 PM PST
by
Free ThinkerNY
((((Stop Franken Kerry))))
To: DeFault User
"As many as 5 million aliens are living in the United States after taking on human form," "My research has determined that the average person has a 50-50 chance of being married to one."
There are only 10 million humans in the U.S.?
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:50:18 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: DeFault User
Sheesh, and I took over all of the grocery shopping the day I saw Pimnak cavorting with the leader of this nation on the cover so I wouldn't have to worry about her running into that quirtle cube liner standing in que. Woe is me! I will be demoted to kalf scrubber, I will be consigned to 3 cycles in liquisleep on the tamnar run (3000 of this planets orbits each!)...
Ah well, it was only a matter of time before the rational humans on this site realized that WWN was occasionally fed information by one of the greatest intelligence services in the galaxy. I wonder if the one they call Elvis is still running their operations...
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:50:47 PM PST
by
Axenolith
(<tag>)
To: DeFault User
I do not believe that I've ever met one these alien wives.
(or husbands for that matter)
Sounds a little far fetched to me..........
('course, I'm just an old country boy who don't get out much)
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:52:36 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(This Space Available for Rent or Lease by the Day, Week, or Month. Reasonable Rates. Inquire within.)
To: DeFault User
Not that I dismiss out of hand a respected media publication. but
"As many as 5 million aliens are living in the United States after taking on human form," says Dr. James Kune, a physicist and former government UFO expert...."My research has determined that the average person has a 50-50 chance of being married to one."
60 million US households with couples. max number of household with an alien 5 million, that's no better than 1 in 12.
Isn't physics supposed to be one af that hard sciences that requires mathematics?
And why can't "Dr. James Kune" meat my reality check?; If you can't find something in the Internet, it doesn't exist
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:54:42 PM PST
by
Oztrich Boy
("It is always tempting to impute unlikely virtues to the cute" - Reinstated Tagline)
To: Blood of Tyrants
There are only 10 million humans in the U.S.? You doubt the research and mathematics of the esteemed Dr. James Kune?
To: DeFault User
My alimony funded the entire economy of Planet X.
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:58:45 PM PST
by
U S Army EOD
(The last person to die for a mistake in Vietnam, should have been Ho Chi Minh)
To: U S Army EOD
ROFL!
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posted on
03/18/2004 6:59:17 PM PST
by
Calpernia
(http://members.cox.net/classicweb/Heroes/heroes.htm)
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