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First French Troops Surrender In Haiti
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Posted on 03/02/2004 4:25:53 AM PST by Sub-Driver
First French Troops Surrender In Haiti - March 1st 2004
After spending at least five minutes in action in Haiti, it has been reported that the first group of French troops have surrendered, when an elderly local woman approached them in an almost menacing manner. It is believed they are currently being held hostage, having to endure stories about how much life was better in the old days, and being force fed home cooked cakes.
The French Government has so far been unable to contact the woman holding their troops, but insists it will use only their bravest diplomats to secure their release, just in case the woman starts shouting or speaking slightly fast.
Meanwhile, American and Canadian forces are believed to be making progress in bring some form of peace keeping order to the capital, but are puzzled as to why the majority of the French troops have yet to disembark from their transport boats.
According to the French Government, the troops will disembark once the tide has gone out as they dont want to get their feet wet.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: antifrenchhumor; camerone; cowards; fast; france; french; frenchtroops; frogs; gonaives; guyphilippe; haiti; haitian; kerry; louisjodelchamblain; marines; metayer; nrlf; rebels; surrender; surrendermonkeys; yellow
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To: Sub-Driver
LoL
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posted on
03/02/2004 4:27:17 AM PST
by
nuconvert
(CAUTION: I'm an acquaintance of someone labelled :"an obstinate supporter of dangerous fantasies")
To: Sub-Driver
Please keep us posted on this very dangerous situation...LOL
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posted on
03/02/2004 4:27:56 AM PST
by
MP5
To: Sub-Driver
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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posted on
03/02/2004 4:28:26 AM PST
by
ZULU
(GOD BLESS SENATOR McCARTHY!!!!)
To: Sub-Driver
Oh! So FUNNY!!
...elderly local woman approached them in an almost menacing manner. So precious!
To: Sub-Driver
Very funny. Almost menacing manner, I like that, quite sly, really.
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posted on
03/02/2004 4:29:26 AM PST
by
jocon307
(The dems don't get it, the American people do.)
To: Sub-Driver
: )
To: Sub-Driver
Are you sure that menacing old woman is not Charlie Rangel?
To: Sub-Driver
French diplomats have approached the Americans with demands on the terms and timing of their rescue. "We don't want them to screw it up like they did last time in Normandy.", French officials sniffed.
To: Sub-Driver
My heart goes out to these brave French soldiers who displayed remarkable courage in an almost iffy situation.
CG
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posted on
03/02/2004 4:46:12 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(The word "Tagline" needs to be added to Free Republic's Spell Check.)
To: Sub-Driver
How many men are there in the French Army?
Answer: About half.
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posted on
03/02/2004 4:50:38 AM PST
by
MindBender26
(For more news, first, fast and factual.... Stay tuned to your local FReeper station !!!)
To: Sub-Driver; Ashamed Canadian
Cheese eating surrender monkeys defined.
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posted on
03/02/2004 4:53:04 AM PST
by
americanSoul
(Better to die on your feet, than live on your knees. Live Free or Die. I should be in New Hampshire.)
To: Sub-Driver
Do an "I feel lucky" Google search on "French war victories" and see what you get. Very funny indeed.
To: Sub-Driver
Heroes, one and all.
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posted on
03/02/2004 5:30:34 AM PST
by
aardvark1
(Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action.)
To: jocon307
The elderly lady walked with a cane, the French believed it to be a weapon, so they surrendered rather than have needless bloodshed. France is appealing to the UN for a resolution condemning the old woman.
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posted on
03/02/2004 5:33:48 AM PST
by
cynicom
To: Sub-Driver
Do we have UN approval to be there ? Where are all the other nations ?
To: Sub-Driver
This must have been written by a troll !!! ;-)) .
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posted on
03/02/2004 5:43:52 AM PST
by
GeekDejure
( LOL = Liberals Obey Lucifer !!!)
To: Sub-Driver
Rumors of inhuman conditions have raised concern for the French troops. At this moment UN planes are air-lifting cases of Beaujolais to the deprived prisoners.
Red Cross workers are examining reports that the French troops have not had their afternoon naps for two days.
A French spokesman reported that his men have not lodged any complaints about a lack of showers since they didn't care to bathe anyway.
US Democrat Presidential candidate John Effing (French-looking) Kerry as recommended medals for the men in Haiti saying that he had received a medal and three purple hearts (including Bandaids and a lollipop) and was on his way back to Boston when he served his 48 hours in Vietnam!
:o)
To: Sub-Driver
To: Sub-Driver
Rumors of inhuman conditions have raised concern for the French troops. At this moment UN planes are air-lifting cases of Beaujolais to the deprived prisoners.
Red Cross workers are examining reports that the French troops have not had their afternoon naps for two days.
A French spokesman reported that his men have not lodged any complaints about a lack of showers since they didn't care to bathe anyway.
US Democrat Presidential candidate John Effing (French-looking) Kerry has recommended medals for the men in Haiti saying that he had received medals and three purple hearts (including Bandaids and a lollipop) and was on his way back to Boston when he served his 48 hours in Vietnam!
:o)
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