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DFU SONG: If You're Going to San Francisco (Rosie heading to San Francisco)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 2-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 02/26/2004 9:45:07 AM PST by doug from upland
http://raban.bravepages.com/collecta-m.html
MIDI - IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO - scroll down to Scott McKenzie
Rosie's going to San Francisco...she's gonna wear some flowers in her hair
Rosie is going to San Franciso...she's gonna buy a strap on while she's there
She will be wed in San Francisco...she will bring her very special pal
She will get married in San Francisco...it is so sweet, the love between two gals
But if Rosie's falling...it could be appalling
Oh yeah...8.5 Richter
Everything will be shaking...everything will be breaking
Oh yeah...8.5 Richter...8.5 Richter
Rosie will have fun in San Francisco...and for her kids, some stories she will tell
She will be playing in San Francisco...it's the place where our culture's gone to hell
Rosie's off to San Francisco...she'll be buying a strap on while she's there
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: deathofourculture; lesbians; rosie; sanfrancisco
Note to moderator: this contains no profanity. It is a legitimate comment on the destruction of our culture. Please don't pull it.
To: doug from upland
Ugh.
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posted on
02/26/2004 9:47:40 AM PST
by
freedomson
(Baruch Habba B'Shem Adonai)
To: doug from upland
lol - jeeezz DFU...
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posted on
02/26/2004 9:47:41 AM PST
by
TomServo
("What a day. I invented Gainesburgers and I didn't even mean to!")
To: doug from upland
One of your better efforts!
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posted on
02/26/2004 9:47:43 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Gay marriage is for suckers...)
To: doug from upland
Line 2 --- duh, it's San Francisco, not Franciso. Wake up, Doug.
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posted on
02/26/2004 9:52:03 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: ErnBatavia
Really? Your tagline is more clever.
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posted on
02/26/2004 9:52:32 AM PST
by
freedomson
(Baruch Habba B'Shem Adonai)
To: TomServo
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posted on
02/26/2004 10:09:16 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Good work, Doug. This media -- I'll be polite here --
prostitute wants the attention that comes with obtaining a souvenir marriage license to help shore up her failing career.
As she sat on a heavily reinforced chair on "Good Morning America" O'Donnell characterized Bush's call for a constitutional amendment as "shocking and immoral." What is in fact shocking is the attempt by a tiny number of homosexual activists to redefine a 6000-year-old definition of "marriage". As to morality, in the context of what she said, it is clear she thinks "morality" is in the eye of the beholder.
Ah, but who cares what O'Donnell thinks or does?
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posted on
02/26/2004 10:10:03 AM PST
by
glennaro
To: glennaro
I don't remember her screaming when Clinton signed the defense of marriage act that overwhelming passed Congress.
SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) -- Former television talk show host Rosie O'Donnell said she planned to marry her longtime girlfriend Thursday in San Francisco, where more than 3,300 other same-sex couples have tied the knot since February 12.
Appearing on ABC's "Good Morning America," O'Donnell announced she would wed Kelli Carpenter -- two days after President Bush called for a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.
She said the president's call is what inspired her to travel to San Francisco, where city officials continue to perform same-sex weddings even as state courts are considering the legality of those marriages.
"I think the actions of the president are, in my opinion, the most vile and hateful words ever spoken by a sitting president," O'Donnell said on the program. "I am stunned and I'm horrified.
"I find this proposed amendment very, very, very, very shocking. And immoral. And, you know, if civil disobedience is the way to go about change, then I think a lot of people will be going to San Francisco. And I hope they put more people on the steps to marry as many people as show up. And I hope everyone shows up."
O'Donnell said she decided to marry Carpenter, a former dancer and marketing director at Nickelodeon, during her recent trial in New York over the now-defunct Rosie magazine.
"We applied for spousal privilege and were denied it by the state. As a result, everything that I said to Kelli, every letter that I wrote her, every e-mail, every correspondence and conversation was entered into the record," O'Donnell said. "After the trial, I am now and will forever be a total proponent of gay marriage."
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posted on
02/26/2004 10:12:32 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
ping
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posted on
02/26/2004 10:13:42 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Wrong again. It's San Fransissy.
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posted on
02/26/2004 10:25:44 AM PST
by
BykrBayb
(Temporary tagline. Applied to State of New Jersey for permanent tagline (12/24/03).)
To: doug from upland
The elephant train has finally arrived at the circus.
Prairie
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posted on
02/26/2004 10:36:15 AM PST
by
prairiebreeze
(Decide for yourself! See "Passion of The Christ.")
To: doug from upland
Rosie just wants publicity for the new contract she signed as the advertising pitchman for Snap-on Tools.
To: Therapist
Substitute pitchbitch for pitchman. That is much more precise and accurate.
To: Therapist
If your screen name were 2 separate words, we would think that Bill Clinton chose a screen name and joined us here.
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posted on
02/26/2004 11:57:06 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Nice hearing from you, Doug. I never thought anybody would compare me to my hero, William Jefferson Clinton. What an honor! I hope to meet you at one of my games. Please stop by the locker room.
Cordially,
Kobe Bryant, AKA Therapist
To: All
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posted on
02/26/2004 10:34:47 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Here comes the bride...all FAT and WIDE....
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