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And does your religion tell you, like it tells so many of the Christian Right, that homosexuals are a dire threat to humankind and should be stopped at all costs before the so-called gay agenda sneaks into the playground and the drinking water and the "Spongebob" scripts and starts covertly converting our blessed innocent hetero children to a life of sin?

This is already happening.

No barf alert?

[KarlInOhio]

No barf alert?

Morford - from the Anglo-Saxon "Mo" meaning attention or warning and "Rford" originally "rrrfoooordg" from the result of drinking too much cheap mead.

"Morford" signs can still be at the entrances of some British alehouses warning patrons that the floor might be slippery.

[hattend]

No barf alert?

It's right there in the title...first word.