[Keith in Iowa]

Where was Bill Clinton on those dates?

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

I heard it was a clothing "Malfunction"

[Riley]

A man wearing nothing but a trench coat, a Richard Nixon mask and tennis shoes entered a class auditorium Friday just as a meteorology exam began, said freshman Erik Triggs.

Too bad Nixon's passed on. He could get away with all kinds of stuff. "I don't have any idea who it was, it was some guy in a Richard Nixon mask."

[Veritas_est]

We need dental records.

[Redcoat LI]

I think it was John Kerry,he's really mad at Nixon for starting the Viet Nam war.

[martin_fierro]

Three classes at Iowa State University -- two of them in the past two weeks -- have been interrupted by a man who flashed students and then ran.

Student: "Perfesser, do we have to know that for the final?"

[prairiebreeze]

danced around and ran from one door to the other while yelling

Was he perhaps yelling, "YEEEEAAAAAAARRRHHH!?

Howie, was that YOU?

Prairie

[Paul Atreides]

The man opened his trench coat, danced around and ran from one door to the other while yelling,

It was only a matter of time until Tito Jackson joined the Michael and Janet Sexcapades.

[Cosmo]

Sounds like a fraternity prank. Why is this news?

[BlazingArizona]

A man wearing nothing but a trench coat, a Richard Nixon mask and tennis shoes entered a class auditorium Friday just as a meteorology exam began, said freshman Erik Triggs. The man opened his trench coat, danced around and ran from one door to the other while yelling, Triggs said.

I hope there was a cold front that morning.

[Bud Krieger]

Maybe the man is just a performing artist? You cannot condemn his art, now can you? ( sarcasm ).

[cherry]

what color was the man?

was he fat or skinny?

was he tall or short?

to describe someone as having on a black trenchcoat is so phony....