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Near ABSOLUTE PROOF of Life on Mars - DUCKS - HUGE MONSTER DUCKS ON Mars!!!!!!!
NASA - JPL - photos ^
| 1-27-2004
| Socks C
Posted on 01/27/2004 7:39:08 PM PST by Phil V.
Today, January 27th 2004, the world as we know it changed. NASA's Mars rover "Opportunity" sent back to earth near absolute proof of life on mars . . . life of a form NOBODY ever expected.
It would be monumental if the rovers geological tools and microscopic cameras sent back evidence of primitive life . . . and they may indeed do just that. But we do not have to wait. "Proof" is right there in panoramic photos received today . . . .
DUCKS . . . GIANT MONSTER DUCKS ROME THE SURFACE OF MARS!!!
. . . Either that or hippies . . . which is worse? Ducks or hippies?

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KEYWORDS: aflac; badspelling; hallucinations; slobbergeese; stinkfoot
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posted on
01/27/2004 7:39:10 PM PST
by
Phil V.
To: gonzo; DB; <1/1,000,000th%; 68 grunt; AdmSmith; Alamo-Girl; anymouse; balrog666; BellStar; blam; ...
I'll not waste you time on a regular basis with vanity posts, but . . . uh . . . once in a while? OK?
If you'd like to be on or off this MARS ping list please FRail me
2
posted on
01/27/2004 7:41:04 PM PST
by
Phil V.
To: Phil V.
AFLAC?
3
posted on
01/27/2004 7:41:47 PM PST
by
Ex-Dem
(<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com/">Miserable Failure</a>)
Comment #4 Removed by Moderator
To: Phil V.
Ask Cartman: "Hippies....hippies.....hippies....."
To: Phil V.
Ask Cartman: "Hippies....hippies.....hippies....."
To: Phil V.
OMG, it must be HUGH!
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posted on
01/27/2004 7:43:10 PM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(Then, Opportunity sends to Spirit, "Don't make me come around Mars to smack you")
To: Phil V.
8
posted on
01/27/2004 7:44:29 PM PST
by
Ernest_at_the_Beach
(The terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States - and war is what they got!!!!)
To: Phil V.
Comment #10 Removed by Moderator
Comment #11 Removed by Moderator
To: Phil V.

They're here.....
12
posted on
01/27/2004 7:49:19 PM PST
by
mylife
To: Terry Mross; Phil V.
as to Hippies and peace symbols...
\ In the first gulf war, a Kansas City suburban high school in Prairie Village, Kansas had students protesting the war and when they made up their anti-war signs, these students from the affluent neighboring suburbs mistakenly made the Mercedes Benz logo instead, lol.....
13
posted on
01/27/2004 7:53:02 PM PST
by
KC Burke
To: Phil V.
How is this a vanity post?
Everyone knows that Socks C is terrified of Giant Ducks, and the fact that they're on Mars & may be nearing Earth, putting the life of our intrepid feline mascot in danger, well - that's NEWS!!!
14
posted on
01/27/2004 7:54:53 PM PST
by
an amused spectator
(articulating AAS' thoughts on FR since 1997)
To: All
15
posted on
01/27/2004 7:55:04 PM PST
by
gorio
To: William Weatherford
The dark feature to the left of the image is, as yet, of undetermined composition. I don't think I'm allowed to say what it looks like, but if you look close you can spot a giant pumpkin in the upper right corner...
16
posted on
01/27/2004 7:55:16 PM PST
by
CommandoFrank
(Peer into the depths of hell and there is the face of Islam!)
To: CommandoFrank
Was it a dead duck named Howard Dean?
17
posted on
01/27/2004 7:57:28 PM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: Phil V.
Haven't you seen Bugs and Daffy in Outer Space?
18
posted on
01/27/2004 7:59:25 PM PST
by
admiralsn
(President Bush: When you see a man or woman in uniform, tell them, "Thank You.")
To: KC Burke
Remember "Alf". He found a peace emblem and asked, "Wow! You guys used to own a Mercedes?"
Of course he also called soap "laxative on a rope".
To: William Weatherford


Separated at birth?
20
posted on
01/27/2004 8:01:50 PM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(Sick of big government Republicans, but you have nowhere to go? Visit www.rlc.org)
To: Phil V.
I see what looks like a ball. Where is the duck?
21
posted on
01/27/2004 8:08:08 PM PST
by
Loc123
To: ovrtaxt
eye or gullet?
22
posted on
01/27/2004 8:11:45 PM PST
by
NonValueAdded
("America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people." GWB 1/20/04)
To: an amused spectator
Everyone knows that Socks C is terrified of Giant Ducks . . . Thanks. I appreciate your understanding. Sleep will be difficult tonight . . .
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posted on
01/27/2004 8:17:53 PM PST
by
Socks C.
(still under the bed @ White House dot com #1gato)
To: William Weatherford
"The dark feature to the left of the image is, as yet, of undetermined composition."
I bet this is the lesser known rock formation, The Ass of Mars."
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posted on
01/27/2004 8:18:26 PM PST
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: Phil V.
Its the "HIPPIES"...
Just a Quick stop on the "COSMIC CRUISE"...
FURTHER!
25
posted on
01/27/2004 8:23:11 PM PST
by
jaz.357
(We should be more open-minded toward people trying to kill us.)
To: William Weatherford
I am many years removed from my Geology 100 class in college, but can we really tell whether water or wind did this -- from this evidence?
26
posted on
01/27/2004 8:23:17 PM PST
by
PackerBoy
(Just my opinion ....)
To: JackRyanCIA
Your pic in post 10 reminds me of a Led Zepplin cover.
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posted on
01/27/2004 8:23:29 PM PST
by
BOBWADE
To: NonValueAdded
eye or gullet? eye ...
28
posted on
01/27/2004 8:24:51 PM PST
by
_Jim
( <--- Ann Coulter speaks on gutless Liberals (RealAudio files))
To: SierraWasp
thought you might want a heads up on this development . . . there are likely to be redlegged frogs in the duck pond?
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posted on
01/27/2004 8:38:00 PM PST
by
Socks C.
(still under the bed @ White House dot com #1gato)
Comment #30 Removed by Moderator
To: Phil V.
Thanks for the ping!
To: Phil V.
Ok....hahahha
what is it??
32
posted on
01/27/2004 8:52:12 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Two kinds of people in this country: Makers and Takers........ which are you?)
To: Alamo-Girl
Thanks for the ping!Are you sure???
33
posted on
01/27/2004 8:53:00 PM PST
by
Socks C.
(still under the bed @ White House dot com #1gato)
To: JackRyanCIA
That was my thought anyways. All that is missing is the children. Just for laughs, someone should post a pic of the cover of houses of the holy for comparison.
34
posted on
01/27/2004 8:53:38 PM PST
by
BOBWADE
To: All
Ping someone to see if they would post a pic of the Led Zepplin album "Houses of the Holy" for comparison to the photo in post 10. Thanks
35
posted on
01/27/2004 8:55:40 PM PST
by
BOBWADE
To: GeronL
what is it??Oh, for Pete's sake! It's a duck track, dummy! Are ya blind????
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posted on
01/27/2004 8:56:18 PM PST
by
Socks C.
(still under the bed @ White House dot com #1gato)
To: GeronL
. . . furthermore there is a STRONG indication that ducks of the earth are more highly evolved descendants of Martian ducks. Notice that the Martian duck shows evidence of a lesser fourth "toe/finger". This unnecessary feature has disappeared in earth ducks . . . kinda like whale feet . . . could be the same process.
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posted on
01/27/2004 9:03:52 PM PST
by
Socks C.
(still under the bed @ White House dot com #1gato)
To: LadyX; Billie
You guys deserve to be privy to this BREAKING NEWS.
38
posted on
01/27/2004 9:05:42 PM PST
by
Socks C.
(still under the bed @ White House dot com #1gato)
To: Phil V.
Romans? On Mars?
39
posted on
01/27/2004 9:10:48 PM PST
by
MistrX
Comment #40 Removed by Moderator
To: Socks C.
LOLOL! Indeed. Ducks are fine with me, but didn't someone mention they are not okey with you?
Comment #42 Removed by Moderator
To: Phil V.
OK; Look at those mysterious "Footprints" on the surface of Mars....
Now, check out the FEET on THIS GUY!!!
Huh??!! 
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posted on
01/27/2004 9:27:33 PM PST
by
Uncle Jaque
("We need a Revival; Not a Revolution;... a Commitment; Not a New Constitution..." -S. GREEN)
To: JackRyanCIA
Pics are close. I thought it ws a real mars photo. Thanks
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posted on
01/27/2004 9:33:55 PM PST
by
BOBWADE
To: JackRyanCIA
Thanks, looks close.
45
posted on
01/27/2004 9:34:43 PM PST
by
BOBWADE
To: Uncle Jaque
I sí what you mean. It does give one paws.
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posted on
01/27/2004 9:37:22 PM PST
by
Phil V.
To: William Weatherford
Looks like a Spice Patch on The Planet Dune 
Bring in a Spice Newharvester

To: Phil V.
48
posted on
01/27/2004 10:00:42 PM PST
by
bonesmccoy
(defend America...get vaccinated.)
To: JackRyanCIA
Hoagland Alert! Proof positive the rovers are not on Mars!
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posted on
01/27/2004 10:32:51 PM PST
by
Aracelis
To: admiralsn; Uncle Jaque
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