[Naspino]

Actually, I support this misinformation campaign. It keeps the damn yankees from moving here.

Exactly. Whenever I go up north and see the conditions they live in -- I just think what the hell is wrong with these people. The quality/$ of living down here is the best in the world.

[snopercod]

I don't want to shock you, but some places up north, the neighbors get upset if you pee off your front porch! Can you believe that???