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To: Naspino
I don't want to shock you, but some places up north, the neighbors get upset if you pee off your front porch! Can you believe that???
10 posted on 01/13/2004 8:41:48 AM PST by snopercod (I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.)
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To: snopercod
Actually, I support this misinformation campaign. It keeps the damn yankees from moving here.

Not really. I live in a HOA neighborhood. Someone just put up the ten commandments on their front lawn (probably a freeper). Its going to be coming down shortly. The neigborhood is probably 30% black, 20% white, 40% indian and 10% muslim.

11 posted on 01/13/2004 8:46:26 AM PST by Naspino (YOU ARE TYPING TOO LOUD!!)
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To: snopercod
but some places up north, the neighbors get upset if you pee off your front porch! Can you believe that??

HEY you uncouth person! At least I make my boys get off the porch and pee into the bushes! Ain't you got no mo-desty?

19 posted on 01/13/2004 9:11:54 AM PST by eyespysomething (Another American optimist!)
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To: snopercod
I don't want to shock you, but some places up north, the neighbors get upset if you pee off your front porch! Can you believe that???

That's because it freezes, and then stays there for months, creating a slip-and-fall hazard. Come the spring thaw, when everything is already waterlogged and muddy, it just sort of festers on top of the ground for days, getting all fetid and smelly. We can't really blame folks for this seemingly unreasoning prejudice of theirs regarding porch front elimination; they are just adapting their behavior to the nasty climate in which they live.

American by birth; Southern by the Grace of God.

26 posted on 01/13/2004 9:39:46 AM PST by surely_you_jest
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To: snopercod
I don't want to shock you, but some places up north, the neighbors get upset if you pee off your front porch! Can you believe that???

My general experience with the north is that they prefer the nearest sidewalk instead. That was the first thing I noticed the first time I stepped off the train in New York. The sidewalks all smelled like urine no matter where you were.

78 posted on 01/14/2004 12:37:35 PM PST by GOPcapitalist
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