UNDERSTANDING CLARK -- Making Sense Of Clark's Conspiracy Theories (RNC Research)

Republican National Committee (Two RNC Research Articles Combined) ^ | Jan 9, 2004 | RNC Research

[Old Grumpy]

They have an abundance of whopper-tellers.

[deport]

If he has to flip burgers then it won't be Whoppers as they flame broil theirs....

That list of whoppers makes for a good advertising sequence should he be the one to get the nomination.... Kinda like the old Burma Shave ads.... Get them going and get people looking for the next one..... One a week, comes out at noon on Wednesday....

[MEG33]

Clark would be best suited to writing a "Conspiracy"blog.

[Wait4Truth]

And today this moron told people that Bush lied, 9-11 could have been prevented and that when he is president, this country will never be attacked again. It is definitely time to go after this guy bigtime..he is gaining 2 points a day in New Hampshire. The people are falling for it just like they did with clinton.

[Thebaddog]

If you think about it, the general is now a soldier. And he's a tool at that.

[_Jim]

Wonder who is advisors really are? Not too swift if you ask me!

Well, we already know that this duck (Clark) has a problem with inferiors who are smarter and know more than he does, so, taking that as input we can surmise that he's got some real stooges and 'yes men' occupying those positions ... this is reflecting upon his performance - Clark is also the classic 'empty suit' (no substance, no real, core idealogy occupying his grey matter) manager as well

[Jodi]

OMG, these people are ludicrous. Clark, Dean, Kerry, or Gephardt...damn, I don't know who I want to be the Dem candidate, they are all nutjobs! Are the Clinton's so consumed by legacy-building that they'll throw any jack-ass out there to see if it sticks?

[Wait4Truth]

He has clintonites advising him. That news is already out there. And Clark is spinning and lying just like clinton did. The guy scares the hell out of me because people respond to the fact that he's a general and they are believing his lies. It is time to stop this guy in his tracks.

[doug from upland]

Great stuff.

[PhiKapMom]

Was hoping for the Hillary puppet photo of Clark! That is so funny. Great graphics! Thanks!

[PhiKapMom]

And to think Clark hasn't been running all that long to come up with all of these theories! Unbelieveable!

[PhiKapMom]

Are the Clinton's so consumed by legacy-building that they'll throw any jack-ass out there to see if it sticks?

It is beginning to look more and more like it by the day!

[MEG33]

A man who declares that if he were President we would never be attacked is a very foolish man,a man who lacks common sense,a man who speaks of guarantees about events that cannot be foreseen.

He can promise to do better,to improve,to implement certain safeguards ,but to say "never" is insane.

[PhiKapMom]

ROFLOL!!!!

I love the Burma Shave idea -- fits Clark like a glove!

[_Jim]

He has clintonites advising him.

Yes, we know this is from which his 'charter' was granted, (I envision Clark carrying an official 'sealed' document that was given him with the official seal of the hammer and sickle from his & her heinousnes, the Xlintoons). Fortunately, Clark is no Clinton - he shows an order of less magnitude of world and US matters than is exhibited here every day!

[Jodi]

The guy scares the hell out of me because people respond to the fact that he's a general and they are believing his lies.

This guy (Clintonite) verses Bush(?!), C'MON! We have got to get out of this, "We're the stupid party", mode.

[_Jim]

"[I]t came from the White House, it came from people around the White House ... "I never got any of these calls from the White House. I got a call from Canada, from a man who was running a Middle East think tank" ... "A man from a - of a Middle East think tank in Canada"

Disingenuous liar to the 3rd degree ...

[deport]

Who or which democrat do you want to win the primary?

[Wait4Truth]

I agree. He is insane and that's why I want him taken down. In many ways, he is scarier than Dean. He seems to be able to mesmerize people like clinton did. Dean and Clark BOTH make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

[Wait4Truth]

You're right but he is getting better and better at campaigning in the sense that he is now quite a bit smoother and at ease. He is losing that "deer in the headlights" look and is loving the adulation he is getting. Clinton is teaching him very well, isn't he?