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Troll Zotted (again): Why I Am a Republican

Posted on 01/01/2004 3:08:08 PM PST by God bless mom dad and the GOP

I am a Republican.

I am pro-life, as long as it's in the womb. I could care less about it the second it's out of the womb, which is also why I'm pro-death penalty, and anti-welfare. It doesn't matter to me that women of affluence will still be able to obtain abortions in other countries - whether they believe in it or not. It doesn't matter to me that both child and mother are endangered, the second Roe V. Wade is overturned, by unscrupulous "doctors". I believe in an ideal world, and people shouldn't be having sex. Especially if they can't deal with the consequences.

I support the Second Amendment. I don't care if we have already had a number of well-regulated militias. Guns don't kill people; people kill people. And often they use guns to do this. I don't want the government to tell me what type of weapon I can have. I need armor-piercing rounds in the event that I need to defend myself against some of those pesky armor-wearing law enforcement types. I should be able to buy a Howitzer if I can afford one. I don't want the government to check my background - they might find something that would prevent me from owning a gun.

I believe in the War on Drugs. I think a silly slogan - "Just say no" - goes a long way in preventing kids from using drugs. It doesn't matter to me that the War makes the drugs thousands of times more profitable, and provides that much more incentive to dealers and gangs. I forgot that during the 1920's, during Prohibition, there were Gangs and drive-bys and underground "labs" and corrupt police and officials. Forget rehabilitation; you reap what you sow. As I said before, I am an idealist.

I am pro-welfare. As long as it goes to Corporations that don't need it. If it goes to lazy individuals who got laid off, then I'm against it. There are too many people taking advantage of the system. No, not in the Corporations, I mean the welfare people. I don't care if you are lazy and rich. I only care if you are lazy and poor. I don't care if the crime rate will go up if people do not have options. I have a gun. Until they steal it from me because I so responsibly leave it out for burglars. I am a thoughtful person, at heart.

I believe that freedom of religion is one of the things that make this country great. That is why I believe it should be crammed down everyone's throats all the time. I believe it is my duty to save your soul. Even if this interferes with your religious freedom. While I care so much for your soul - I could care less about any other part of you. I don't want my tax dollars going to help the disadvantaged, but I don’t mind if they are used in public institutions to help "educate" the masses. I don't care if Jesus wanted to help the poor and the meek. I only look at the parts of the Bible that benefit me personally.

I don't care about the environment. I will disregard the scientific evidence, because it is only a "theory." Besides, I will be dead before the consequences affect me. My children are good Republicans, survival of the fittest, you know. Even though I don't believe in evolution, I believe they will adapt. It doesn't matter to me that the only reason not to regulate companies involved in environmental abuse is only a matter of their bottom line.

I believe that tax cuts – especially for the most wealthy - will stimulate the economy. I believe that assisting corporations and wealthy individuals is good for job growth. It doesn't matter that if the profit projections are low, or the shareholders are unhappy, that layoffs will occur. It doesn't bother me that CEO's will cut jobs before they cut their salary. They earned it. Even though the performance wasn't there. It doesn't bother me that you can have your pay reduced, or can be fired if you are not performing, but they can’t. I don't believe that the wealthy typically accumulate wealth through continuous investment, and rarely spend the way the middle class does. This holding of assets creates jobs and is good for the economy, right? The wealth disparity in this country doesn't bother me. We all have the same opportunities, right?

I am tired of immigrants coming to this country and taking our jobs. I know a lot of hard-working American lettuce pickers. It doesn't bother me that our corporations are shipping our jobs to other countries for cheaper labor and to avoid labor regulations. I'm tired of paying taxes, which is why I can sympathize with immigrant workers who must stay undocumented. They don't have to pay taxes! I can also sympathize with corporations who profit in this country but operate assets offshore to avoid paying taxes.

I'm tired of minorities whining. They have the same opportunities as every one else. I don't want more educated minorities to have more opportunities. I don't care if they underwent, or still undergo a variety of racial prejudices and injustices. That was in the past; get over it.

I don't want to hear anymore pinko-socialist garbage. It doesn't matter to me that the military is provided to me by the contributions of all taxpayers, and defends me as it defends all. I don't care if the Interstate Highway System was built in this manner as well. Or law enforcement. Or any other number of public institutions. I could care less about Social Security, even if I neglect to realize that it will be there for me whether I need it or not. Hopefully.

I believe in a strong military. I believe in our right to pre-emptively defend ourselves, even if that is an oxymoron. Except when the country proves to be a real threat, like North Korea. I believe that this military should be composed exclusively of volunteer minorities and rural poor whites. I believe dying for oil is a noble cause for our brave minority and poor soldiers. I don’t care if our leaders were able to obtain deferments in past wars, and children of affluence will be able to do the same for the next war. Clinton was a draft-dodger and wagged the dog in Iraq. President Bush served in the Air National Guard heroically protecting the bars of Abilene, Texas. Nor can it be proved that he went AWOL, even though he wasn't there his last year. And he is not wagging the dog in regards to the Iraq situation for political or financial profit for his associates in the energy industry. Or the defense industry. Speaking of which, I do not care if a missile shield has proven unreliable. We need it to defend ourselves against terrorists, whether it works or not.

I believe that our moral decay, and almost all of today's problems, can be traced back to one man - Bill Clinton. It doesn't matter to me that he was elected: twice. It doesn't matter to me that 50% of our nation's marriages end up in divorce, a high percentage due to infidelity. It doesn't matter that almost all politicians lie to various degrees. They shouldn't be lying about their personal lives. Keep the lying in the realm of policy and issues, thank you very much. I will credit the Republican Congress and former Republican Presidents for various achievements when it is convenient. The Democrats hold the blame for everything. Especially Clinton.

I am a Republican, and have forgotten what it means to be an American.


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 7pmbedtime; clintonjungen; duiq; odorofozone; pityitsparents; rockpaperdozer; rockpaperscissors; rockpaperzot; sludgeskull; usefulidiot; zot; zotbait
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1 posted on 01/01/2004 3:08:09 PM PST by God bless mom dad and the GOP
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To: bootyist-monk
Your thoughts?
2 posted on 01/01/2004 3:09:18 PM PST by RichInOC (...somebody had to post it...why not me?)
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP
Is that a ZOT! I hear?
3 posted on 01/01/2004 3:09:23 PM PST by Spiff (Have you committed a random act of thoughtcrime today?)
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP
I feel your ZOT.
4 posted on 01/01/2004 3:09:46 PM PST by RoughDobermann (Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.)
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To: Spiff
LMAO. My first thought as well.

I smell ozone!
5 posted on 01/01/2004 3:10:07 PM PST by Professional Engineer (28Dec ~ I felt my unborn child move this morning!! __30Dec ~ Junior is a little girl !)
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP
Republican? Conservative? No, what you are is ZOT bait.

Here's some new keywords for you. Troll. Loser. Viking Kitties. ZOT. Ozone.
6 posted on 01/01/2004 3:10:19 PM PST by Elliott Jackalope (We send our kids to Iraq to fight for them, and they send our jobs to India. Now THAT'S gratitude!)
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP
I hope I'm the first to:
7 posted on 01/01/2004 3:11:25 PM PST by annyokie (One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.)
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP
I really can't wait until junior high school reconvenes and we don't get so much of this crap from kiddies with no brains and too much free time on their hands. Now back to surfing for porn, junior...
8 posted on 01/01/2004 3:12:36 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP
500,000 volts to you.
9 posted on 01/01/2004 3:12:49 PM PST by LibKill ("Two crossed, dead, Frenchmen emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen.")
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP
I believe in an ideal world, and people shouldn't be having sex.

Elimination of human kind.

10 posted on 01/01/2004 3:14:11 PM PST by Pan_Yans Wife (Submitting approval for the CAIR COROLLARY to GODWIN'S LAW.)
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP
My Viking Kitty has hairballs that are less regurgitated than this talking-points nonsense.

Listen to yourself, man! You're so full of hate, you're making no sense at all.

11 posted on 01/01/2004 3:14:58 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . sed, ut scis, quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?. . .)
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP
Have fun cleaning off that goo on your computer screen.
12 posted on 01/01/2004 3:15:32 PM PST by arasina (Tagline sponsorships! Think about it! Brought to you by MAYTAG)
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To: msdrby
ping to #11
13 posted on 01/01/2004 3:15:48 PM PST by Professional Engineer (28Dec ~ I felt my unborn child move this morning!! __30Dec ~ Junior is a little girl !)
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14 posted on 01/01/2004 3:15:51 PM PST by annyokie (One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.)
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP
And...so...?
15 posted on 01/01/2004 3:18:41 PM PST by Blue Collar Christian (Part of the Vast Right Wing Apparatus since Ford lost. ><BCC>)
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP
Shame on you. Why can't you just play with your Barbie's like the rest of your litter...
16 posted on 01/01/2004 3:21:43 PM PST by tubebender (Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see...)
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To: Spiff
What is a ZOT? Where did the phrase come from? I figure it must be because the writer of this article is a Liberal...but why the word "ZOT"???
17 posted on 01/01/2004 3:23:37 PM PST by spoonfork2000
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP; jriemer; 4mycountry; Zavien Doombringer; MeeknMing; cavtrooper21; ...
Betcha thought them Kitties would be all hung over today, huh?


18 posted on 01/01/2004 3:24:48 PM PST by timpad ("We are thankful that Liberty has found such brave defenders" - W)
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To: God bless mom dad and the GOP
Since you're smarter than everyone else, how come you're not smart enough not to spout the worn out "progressive" clichés and slogans, huh?
19 posted on 01/01/2004 3:26:10 PM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: spoonfork2000
What is a ZOT? Where did the phrase come from?

The history of "Zot".

There are one or two individuals who, for whatever reason, enjoy signing up new accounts here every single day to post leftist drivel. Sometimes they are vanities from DemocraticUnderground. Sometimes they are articles from other far-left sources. Sometimes they are nothing but vile doctored images or profanity laced tirades. Sometimes they are from legitimate sources but happen to strike the eye of the poster as being something that would infuriate conservatives.

The posters in question always post the articles, and then don't reply. They then post other articles, again not replying. This was going on for months. Jim would confirm by looking at the IP addresses and other aspects of the user's 'footprint' that it was the returning troll, and we would nuke the accounts. This went on for months.

Then some of the opportunists who wanted to harm the forum started a whispering campaign, complaining about articles being deleted. They would play off of the fact that the trolls' articles were being pulled to complain that there was some sort of agenda of squelching legitimate conservative postings going on by the moderators.

One day I decided to try something new. I decided, instead of letting the trolls get what they want and have their posts up as flame bait, and instead of pulling the threads outright, I would move their post aside and replace it with something that hopefully others would find humorous. I would do this out in the forum for all to see. The original piece would be available through the history link for the curious, who could see if there was some sort of censorship campaign going on. And the freepers could have fun mocking the troll if they so liked.

It so happens that the way I did it the first time was using a screen shot from Caddyshack, where the pastor gets hit by a lightning bolt. Being a bit of a fan of the comic strip "B.C." I captioned the photo with the lightning bolt sound that Johnny Hart used in his strip- ZOT! That is where the term Zot originated.

Now, sometimes we "zot", and sometimes we simply pull it. It depends on a number of factors, including how busy we are at the time. But whenever you see a Zot, you can be sure that the user was a 'newbie' who was doing their hit-and-run posting, and that if you as a well-established freeper thought the article would have made an interesting discussion, then you could probably post the same piece yourself without incident (although the most vile of the stuff probably would get pulled, and Jim reserves the right to remove anyone who he feels is constantly trying to push leftist propaganda on the forum). Anyway, that is the history and background behind zotting.

20 posted on 01/01/2004 3:26:41 PM PST by timpad ("We are thankful that Liberty has found such brave defenders" - W)
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