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DFU SONG: Christmas 2003 - I'm Gettin' Nuttin for Christmas (sing it, Saddam!)
DFU CHRISTMAS SONGS
| 12-2003
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 12/14/2003 5:32:42 AM PST by doug from upland
http://miditrax.com/xmasmidis.htm
MIDI - I'M GETTIN' NUTTIN FOR CHRISTMAS
I had been hiding in a hole...somebody snitched on me
I never could get out to bowl...somebody snitched on me
They couldn't catch me in my cab...why did someone have to blab...now Teddy's going to rehab
Somebody snitched on me
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin for Christmas...Dubya is seeing to that
I'm gettin' nuttin for Christmas...just like all the underground RATS
I used the plastic shredder thing...somebody snitched on me
Some bad press it would quickly bring...somebody snitched on me
They couldn't catch me in my cab...why did someone have to blab...now Teddy's off to rehab
Somebody snitched on me
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin for Christmas...Dubya is seeing to that
I'm gettin' nuttin for Christmas...just like all the underground RATS
I got advice that I will heed...somebody snitched on me
Now O.J. told me how to plead...somebody snitched on me
Couldn't catch me in my cab...why did someone have to blab...now Teddy's off to rehab
Somebody snitched on me
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin for Christmas...Dubya is seeing to that
I'm gettin' nuttin for Christmas...just like all the underground RATS
So it doesn't look good...they're holding a trial...I will be tied up for awhile
I'll get nuttin for Christmas
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: busted; cab; captured; christmas; hole; ratsuicidewatch; saddam
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To: doug from upland
Hahahahah
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posted on
12/14/2003 5:33:42 AM PST
by
dennisw
To: dennisw
Of probably 1500 songs now, I don't think I've ever written one at 5 in the morning.
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posted on
12/14/2003 5:37:54 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
To: Al
News Conference Thread --
CLICK.
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posted on
12/14/2003 5:39:18 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
To: doug from upland
Whoops. Last post to "all" not "Al." Who is Al?
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posted on
12/14/2003 5:40:08 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
To: doug from upland
Wow Doug...you are certainly quick! A great day for our country and our military....gosh...my first comment to Mr. D....awe...how the dems must be crying!
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posted on
12/14/2003 5:40:32 AM PST
by
dutchess
(Proud to be a card carrying neanderthal)
To: doug from upland
Good work, Doug, I enjoyed that!
7
posted on
12/14/2003 6:00:27 AM PST
by
solzhenitsyn
("Live Not By Lies")
To: doug from upland
Laugh-I was just tellling my family that you would have had to written this a 5am! We laughed about the song - we love youre songs! Thanks for sharing your wonderful talent!!
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posted on
12/14/2003 6:09:38 AM PST
by
pamlet
To: doug from upland
Awww, I'm sure they'll scrape up some sort of "Christmas surprise" for ol' Saddie...
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posted on
12/14/2003 6:49:41 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: doug from upland
Great song thanks
I would like to see a remake of "Red Dawn"
with a Clinton lookalike as the mayor.
10
posted on
12/14/2003 6:59:18 AM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Hillary Al-Muscovy (If it waddles like a Russian duck, Quacks like a Russian duck etc))
To: doug from upland
Sunday morning talk shows are scrambling to salvage the Baath, er, I mean the Democratic Party.
The only hope for the Democrats is that they can now pick up the disaffected Baath voters!!!
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posted on
12/14/2003 7:10:17 AM PST
by
Spok
To: dutchess
Hi, dutchess. What an early Christmas present. Someone put a RAT underground link on the news conference thread. One nitwit wants Bush put on trial first for an illegal war. They must all being wearing black today.
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posted on
12/14/2003 7:40:53 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
To: pamlet
Merry Christmas to you and your family. Thanks for the kind words. Yes, it was 5 am here when inspiration hit.
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posted on
12/14/2003 7:42:17 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
To: doug from upland
I'm thinking something along the lines of that "867-5309" song...
"We got him! We got him!
And he was hiding in a hole..."
You can take it from there, if you think it's worthwhile - I have very little talent for that sort of thing...
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posted on
12/14/2003 7:44:31 AM PST
by
Amelia
("We have met the enemy and he is us." -- Pogo)
To: Caipirabob
Good idea. You need this to go with them --
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posted on
12/14/2003 7:48:35 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
Ping. A very Merry Christmas to the song ping list.
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posted on
12/14/2003 7:53:24 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
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posted on
12/14/2003 7:55:42 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
To: doug from upland
Sky News report and thread --
CLICK.
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posted on
12/14/2003 7:58:27 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
12/14/2003 7:59:58 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Hillary would get 100% of the Islamist Terrorist vote)
To: doug from upland
20
posted on
12/14/2003 8:00:06 AM PST
by
TigersEye
("Where there is life there is hope!" - Terri Schiavo)
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