CAPTION THIS: ***The Enemy Captured Today in Hawijah, Iraq***

Diario El Heraldo, Honduras ^ | 3 December 2003 | AmericanInTokyo

[AmericanInTokyo]

Any takers? From earlier today in northern Iraq.

[AmericanInTokyo]

"Abdullah. Do you suppose now that Thomas Daschle is very sad? Deeply disappointed?"

[Frank_Discussion]

The guy in the center:

"We just ate what, menudo? Oh, sweet Allah, do you know what is in that stuff? My stomach is KILLING me..."

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Strategy session for "Democrats For Dean" leadership core. :)

[martin_fierro]

What the "Dead End" looks like.

[MCRD]

I don't have a caption, but from the expressions of the three on the right I'd say the one on the left might have shiite his pants.

[AmericanInTokyo]

Noting here, below, the various tactics earlier this year in this same Iraqi town of "Hawi Jah". Note what they did then and what they were probably doing now. Same animals:

(28 March 2003) "Report of massacre: The BBC reported that Kurdish officials said 500 villagers who refused to take up arms were massacred by the Iraqi Army in Hawi Jah, near the city of Kirkuk. The report could not be independently confirmed. The intimidation tactics led U.S. defense officials to begin describing the Fedayeen Saddam, run by Saddam's oldest son, and other militias as death squads. Rumsfeld told the Senate Appropriations Committee how the militias had cut out the tongue of an Iraqi opposition member and let him bleed to death in the center of Baghdad. Gen. Peter Pace, deputy chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, recounted an incident in which Saddam's thugs "hung a lady the other day because she had the temerity to wave at a passing convoy of coalition troops."

[Dr. Zzyzx]

Dang, I knew I shouldn't have bought Firestones!

[AmericanInTokyo]

lol. it's an old one (that play on words, that is) but is always good for a few laughs.

[Old Sarge]

"Kumbaya, Allah, Kumbayah..."

"Abdul, they're not singing..."

[kevao]

Are we following the same catch-and-release policy in Iraq as we are at Guantanamo?

[AmericanInTokyo]

I was almost going to make an open reference to a defunct punk rock group (as far as I know) called the 'circle jerks'. But, well, uh, ahem...forget it......

[AmericanInTokyo]

I can sense even more of those clever Freepers out there, busy at work thinking up quotes....

[JOE6PAK]

Looks like the crew out behind our 7-11 in downtown Richmond.

[kevao]

Those filthy terrorists are in serious need of a Ba'ath.

[AmericanInTokyo]

sic semper alienae illegalum

[AmericanInTokyo]

(If guilty of something terrible), I'd say, a Blood Ba'ath would be in order.

[MissAmericanPie]

Pucker up boys your about to taste your first pork chop.

[AmericanInTokyo]

"Ahhhhhhh...Argghhhh...OK. WHO spiked the halvah with Turbo Ex-Lax??"

[Dionysius]

"Ay, Achmed! I told you to leave the tire behind!"

[KC_Conspirator]

But sir, I swear we did have invites to the Hollywood hate-Bush rally"

[RetiredArmy]

I WANT MY MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!

[battousai]

Pics kind of small, but is that second guy from the left Michael Moores arab cousin?

[LS]

Not a caption, but the guy in the middle looks a lot like the black guy the Cincy police beat and who died afterwards. Same guy?

[folklore]

Guy on the right- "leave me alone ,I'm so tired."

[mass55th]

Damn those Michelin tires!

[BlueNgold]

"Achmed... What's the 'Gitmo Express'?"

[Gritty]

"Ahmed, you idiot. When you said the Commander-In-Chief was coming to dinner and we were going to celebrate, we thought you meant Hillary!"

[highlander_UW]

And we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and that darn 82nd Airborne!

[LisaMalia]

Good one...best laugh I've had today!!!!!

[LisaMalia]

"I TOLD you not to believe American soldiers when they said they were taking us to the get in line for Barbara Streisand tickets!!!!"

[JamminJAY]

Jeee-Waaawwww

[COBOL2Java]

Let's make that pic a little bigger:

Democrats Underground, Hawija Chapter

[LisaMalia]

Terrorist in middle: (Picture Marlon Brando in Streetcar)".....HILLLLLAAAARRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[Go Gordon]

Achmed: But Mr. American soldier man, when Hillary visited us last week, she said we were winning and that you would cut and run if we attacked you. She begged us to attack you. Its her fault. We were just following her orders. Bring her here. She will vouch for us.

[wattsup]

Hey Abdul, I know how I'm getting out of here. I will tell them I will give the American President Bill Clinton some oral sex. I heard he really likes them..........What do you mean Bill Clinton is not the president? George Bush, son of the first George Bush? Allah!!!! I'm coming Allah, get the 67 virgins ready.......What do you mean there is no more virgins left and we would have to make due with Hilary Clinton? HEY GI!!! just shoot me now

[folklore]

What a great tag line.

[MissAmericanPie]

LOL

[HP8753]

"Tell my Camel.....I love her!!!!"

[ChuteTheMall GawdSortaMount]

"OK! YOU~ FAT BOY! GET IN THE TIRE!"

[glaux]

72 white grapes? Nooooooo!

[Solamente]

[Happy2BMe]

DUMB, DUMBER, DUMBERER, AND DUMBEST

[SAMWolf]

NOOOOO! This can't be! Hillary said we'd win!