The Battle for Main Street, Hometown, U.S.A:

Original | 9/29/2008 | Sawdust_128

[sawdust_128]

Here’s the news The Battle for Main Street, Hometown, U.S.A:

Sept 29, 2008, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Frank, Dodd committed an act of domestic, economic terrorism. Don’t wait for the claim of responsibility from their organization known as ALL SPENDA. Obama Bin Phonein will not call that in, he does not want us to get a fix on his position. We should expect the release of tapes demonstrating that Bin Phonein is still alive, it’s all Bush’s fault and that all American’s will pay dearly on April 15th 2009. The follow up attack of April 15th is being conducted under the code name SENDITALLIN.

The September 29th strike on the U.S. economy has been proceeded by months of guerilla attacks by the insurgency ground forces of ACORN. These have been coordinated with a takeover of the free election and polling by Obama Bin Phonein loyalists, members of the Death2republicans Guard. The fanatics of the Guard have sworn an oath under the direction of Brother Jeremiah Wright, Obama Bin Phonein's spiritual advisor. The essentials of this oath are GD America, It’s Bush’s fault, Death to Republicans, It’s Bush’s fault, Death to CEO’s, It’s Bush’s fault, and anyone who has anything is an infidel and they should also die. Did I mention It’s Bush’s fault?

In a Herculean-like effort, members of the opposition lead by John McCain are managing to spread the truth about the invasion of America from within. This effort is running into massive resistance in the major press outlets. Apparently most media outlets were the targets of long-term, low-level, Kool Aide attacks. These were executed by introducing the evil secret formula into the water coolers. A few news outlets have avoided the major effects by insisting that all employees take massive doses of honesty and integrity. Affected news casters are seen regularly with popped eyes and are usually mindlessly chanting “It’s Bush’s fault”. Some level of blindness has occurred because victims of the Kool Aide attacks are unable to see the difference between McCain and Bush. However, researchers have noted that the intensity of the blindness is directly proportional to severity of blamebushophrenia, the dementia affecting many of the uniformed, misinformed and all Democrats.

In an effort to crush the infidels before they can develop any momentum, a group of highly fanatic, well placed plants in the political system of the U.S. are masquerading under the name of The Obama Truth Squad. Through systematic attacks of intimidation, they are attempting to suppress any transfer of truthful information which might have negative implications for Bin Phonein. As the reality of this group surfaces, comments like “brown shirt, goose steppers” are often heard.

In Hometown, USA on the block of Main St, between the adjacent corners of Washington and Wall, it is a bloody scene. Honesty, Integrity, Responsibilty, Morality are all confirmed as early casualties of the battle.

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I wish it were funny.

[CharlotteVRWC]

someone on CNBC also mentioned, that INDUSTRIAL STREET
(ie small business people), need help too. High taxes will kill them.