[Lazamataz]

The opus critics are going to have their way with you for this, and I'm not going to be able to stop them.

It's not an opus. An opus requires:

• A proclamation you are leaving forever.

• An explanation of the many wonderful ways you have benefitted FR -- and extra credit if most of them are wrong or exaggerated.

• A pained exploration of why FR is so messed up now. Lots of extra points for each mention of the phrase "The Old Days" or "How It Used To Be" or "All The Good Freepers Are Gone".

• A vow never to return.

[AAABEST]

OK then, this is either something like your "I'm staying" thread, or your boss caught you FReeping.

[Fury]

It's not an opus. An opus requires:

...Several things listed... I don't know, Laz. A+Bert went out in a blaze of "glory" and he didn't meet your four criteria! ;)

[Sabertooth]

It's not an opus. An opus requires:

• A proclamation you are leaving forever.

• An explanation of the many wonderful ways you have benefitted FR -- and extra credit if most of them are wrong or exaggerated.

• A pained exploration of why FR is so messed up now. Lots of extra points for each mention of the phrase "The Old Days" or "How It Used To Be" or "All The Good Freepers Are Gone".

• A vow never to return.

So, you're excuse for boring us is that you've got no guts?
C'mon, girly man, tell us again how you're leaving.

[Vinnie]

An opus requires: ...................

You were scaring me. Being so series and all.

This one made me feel better.

You have more willpower than me, but then I am not near a computer while working.
Looking forward to your return.

[VRWCmember]

Hey, don't let that doorknob hit you on the way back in (it can be painful).