[Lazamataz]

Kittens everywhere will be stomped on. No flowers will ever bloom again. There will be eternal darkness and numbing cold. Dogs will no longer fetch balls, choosing instead, to gnaw on the limbs of their owners.

[woodbutcher1963]

There will be one woman that Laz did NOT HIT IT and we all died of shock.

[Wasichu]

You forgot the BLOODBATH!

[Lazamataz]

If we’re all gonna die anyways, let’s have some fun with it.

[fhayek]

There will be a video released showing Donald J. Trump taking a bath in a tub literally filled with blood.

[ClearCase_guy]

I expect a cyber attack which cripples much of the country AND makes electronic voting impossible — so ... no election.

[alexandria]

WAIT!!
You forgot to add the most important thing!

All elections will be suspended until this is all over and Bidenomics makes everything right again.
IOW’S never

[Tench_Coxe]

A bearded man with a staff shows up at the Capitol and firmly states "Saith the Lord of Heaven, let my people go. If you do not, you will be subject to his wrath."
Chuck Schumer has the man thrown into the gulag for "interrupting an official proceeding"
As the man is hauled off, says "woe to you, for you have named your punishment"

That's how it starts.

[AnglePark]

I don’t have to guess. Reliable sources have already told me what’s happening, but I’m sworn to secrecy.

OK, OK... it’s an alien invasion, ya’ll. The real outer space kind. Whew... I feel better now.

[Carry_Okie]

STATEMENT OF JAMES P. WARBURG OF GREENWICH, CONN.

The past 15 years of my life have been devoted almost exclusively to studying the problem of world peace and, especially, the relation of the United States to these problems. These studies led me, 10 years ago, to the conclusion that the great question of our time is not whether or not one world can be achieved, but whether or not one world can be achieved by peaceful means.

We shall have world government, whether or not we like it. The question is only whether world government will be achieved by consent or by conquest.

[blueunicorn6]

James Carville will suddenly grow long, black hair, but it will be out of his ears and nose.

[GSWarrior]

The deep state no doubt his plans for whoever wins in November. A Trump win will unleash non-stop rioting and violence. They will punish America for re-electing DJT, even if it means burning down every black-owned business in America.

A Biden “win” and the military/censorship/ DoJ complex flexes it muscles in a way previously unimaginable. They come after patriots with even longer knives.

I’m starting to believe the deep state would prefer Trump to win so they can gleefully unleash even more mayhem.

[Red Badger]

[blueunicorn6]

Bill Clinton will join a monastery and take a vow of celibacy.

[SaveFerris]

1) NATO troops in open combat in Ukraine

2) World War III

3) Attacks on U.S. power grid by Chinese hackers

4) Iran sails a ship with a nuclear weapon into the waters near Manhattan (financial collapse follows)

5) Biden drops Jill, marries Easter Bunny 🐰

6) Laz finds woman; gets married

[Safrguns]

I think it’s sooner than most people think.

I say they will do something during the April 8 Eclipse while everyone is traveling to see it for maximum effect.

[blueunicorn6]

Joe Biden will join the Broadway revival of Cats as a litter box.

[PIF]

Kittens everywhere will be stomped on.
—

Yellowstone erupts in response to kittens being stomped by humans. Kittens rejoice!

[Stosh]

A presidential candidate has a bad accident. Maybe two of them do.

[blueunicorn6]

Barbara Streisand will have a comeback tour entitled Get Off My Lawn You Dirty Little Mother******s

[READINABLUESTATE]

Apathy will reach critical levels, but nobody cares..