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1 posted on 01/27/2024 1:17:22 AM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana

‘Marco’ engaged in vaginal intercourse with a man. 🤔
‘Marco’ is pregnant.

It sounds as if a heterosexual couple engaged sexually and she got pregnant. But how about the man who impregnated ‘Marco’? Is he just a guy who dislikes breasts? I get that, but is it necessary that a woman have a double mastectomy to suit his preferences?


2 posted on 01/27/2024 1:27:20 AM PST by definitelynotaliberal (I believe it! He's alive! Sweet Jesus!)
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To: Morgana
when she began prepping to get a hysterectomy, she found out she was five-months pregnant.

At least the person didn't commit murder on the unborn child.

I do feel sorry for the baby though, having to be raised by crazies.

3 posted on 01/27/2024 1:43:56 AM PST by Jess Kitting
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To: Morgana

You can’t fool Mother Nature.


5 posted on 01/27/2024 1:53:54 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: Morgana

“So I guess if Marco wants to be a boy, but is actually a girl, then he must have gotten pregnant by a boy. So he’s gay?”

If he was gay he would have taken it in the rear.


6 posted on 01/27/2024 2:02:24 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: Morgana

Mentally ill is mentally ill.


7 posted on 01/27/2024 2:06:37 AM PST by Reno89519 (It's war. No one murders and takes Americans hostage. Time to act. Declare war on Islamic Hamas.)
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To: Morgana
So I guess if Marco wants to be a boy, but is actually a girl, then he must have gotten pregnant by a boy. So he’s gay? Honestly the mental gymnastics I have to go through to try to understand the situation is painful.

One more user wrote something funny too: “A woman had a mastectomy and discovered she’s going to be a mother who has to bottle feed.”

The irony.

There was a story of a guy who had his male parts removed, then decided he wanted to be a lesbian.

He went to a bar and picked up a young woman. They went back to her apartment, and things got steamy. The young woman got out a plastic toy and asked him to strap it on. It was then that the demasculated man lamented "What have I done to myself?"

8 posted on 01/27/2024 2:08:26 AM PST by Jess Kitting
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To: Morgana

It is both cruel and dangerous to participate in someone’s delusions.


10 posted on 01/27/2024 2:29:52 AM PST by gitmo
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To: Morgana

The DemoMarxists insist anyone can identify as anything they want, so why can’t I identify as a non-taxpaying citizen? I want my rights now! I am so sick of this identity bias against me because I identify as a non-taxpaying citizen.


11 posted on 01/27/2024 3:36:22 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: Morgana

People with back jokes, people with front holes...

There has to be some awkward, misleading, but politically correct phrasing for this situation.


17 posted on 01/27/2024 5:47:54 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Morgana

People with back holess, people with front holes...

There has to be some awkward, misleading, but politically correct phrasing for this situation.

Correction to my post above


18 posted on 01/27/2024 5:49:18 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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So will Marco do any breast-feeding, or are there surrogate feeders available for a fee? This Brave New World really needs some road-maps and instruction programs, so the viewers at home can follow along.


19 posted on 01/27/2024 6:20:52 AM PST by Bernard (We honor veterans who fought to keep this country from turning into what it now is. --Argus Hamilton)
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To: Morgana

She didn’t know she was five mos pregnant?


20 posted on 01/27/2024 6:34:03 AM PST by lurk (u)
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To: Morgana

Must’ve been a very fertile vibrator.


21 posted on 01/27/2024 7:36:48 AM PST by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: Morgana
These delusions are early indications of the coming Strong Delusion associated with the rise of the Antichrist.

The god of this world 🌎🌍 Satan is sowing confusion amongst the unsaved.

They are buying into and promoting these lies.

People that can't differentiate between a man and a woman are a sign we're in The Twilight Zone. /Captain Obvious


22 posted on 01/27/2024 7:43:43 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Morgana

XX = female
XY = male

Biology isn’t a fool.


25 posted on 01/27/2024 10:07:02 AM PST by ro_dreaming (Who knew "Idiocracy", "1984", "Enemy of the State", and "Person of Interest" would be non-fiction?)
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To: Morgana

Since “he” allowed “himself” to be penetrated by a male, can we assume “he” identifies as a homosexual male? And the penetrator missed the Right” opening?


27 posted on 01/27/2024 10:40:42 AM PST by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH!)
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