Posted on 12/21/2023 12:43:59 PM PST by Navy Patriot
Although the public has long suspected visitors of the infamous "Epstein Island" were a veritable who's-who of high-ranking public officials and Hollywood celebrities, newly released court documents show that convicted human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein had just one client: a black bar.
"It is the court's opinion that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked victims to this curious-looking black bar that is found all throughout his client list," said the federal judge who ordered the public disclosure. "We're not sure what this means, or why it was connected with Jeffrey Epstein."
Many expected the list of names tied to Jeffrey Epstein to be so heavily redacted as to be useless, but we now know for certain that this black bar visited the so-called "Epstein Island" hundreds of times. "Finally, some transparency!" said District Attorney Gene Zendryk. "Perhaps the public can start trusting the government again."
"Finally, justice!" said an Internet sleuth later identified as Charles Heathrow. "There are hundreds of pages in Epstein's 'little black book' and this black bar is all over it. I'm glad the government is being completely open and honest with us for once."
The black bar appears to be connected to every major political scandal and terrorist attack in the last hundred years.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Def rassis!
A black bar, eh?
Too bad it wasn’t a brown bear.
Mr. Redacted is part of the club.
You are not.
At first read, I thought it was a joke: A black bear and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar....
“Privileged, above-the-law, elite pedophile #1”, “Privileged, above-the-law, elite pedophile #2”, “Privileged, above-the-law, elite pedophile #3”, “Privileged, above-the-law, elite pedophile #4”, “Privileged, above-the-law, elite pedophile #5”, “Privileged, above-the-law, elite pedophile #6”, “Privileged, above-the-law, elite pedophile #7”, “Privileged, above-the-law, elite pedophile #8”, ...
And on and on it goes.
The only good bar is a dead bar.
David Tepper, the owner of the Carolina Panthers? It will be good for Panthers fans to get rid of that terrible owner.
Talk about a high bar to clear...
All kidding aside, that’s really what I expect it’ll look like......and that’s only IF the list is ever released.....and I doubt that will even happen.
There’s a lot of people nervous about this. I suspect the pressure on this judge is mounting on as we speak.
must be my knee jerk day....
( or maybe just my jerk day )
...cuz i bought it
hook
line
and sinker....
before i daw it was the bee.
That's why I included the image in the excerpt.
Not my intent.
Black Bar?
Wasn’t black bar on Rocky and Bullwinkle?
Could be, I can’t remember.
Nobody is above the law, bar none.
Oh the names have been changed to protect the guilty.
A distinct possibility.
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