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Golfer Traps Suspect Inside Porta-Potty
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| 17 Nov 2023
Posted on 11/18/2023 7:58:39 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
A car thief suspect became trapped inside a porta-potty at a Wisconsin golf course. The bizarre case started when a stolen car crashed outside Milwaukee. Cops say one of the suspects ran to a golf course and jumped inside a porta-potty to hide. Fortunately, a golfer saw what was happening and tipped the porta-potty over, trapping the suspect. A police officer later rolled the porta-potty over so the suspect could get out.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: donatefreerepublic; jimknowsdonors; stinker
Shit happens.
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posted on
11/18/2023 7:58:39 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
I wonder if the cops offered to let the perp into a water hazard before letting him into their car ?
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posted on
11/18/2023 8:09:03 PM PST
by
algore
To: DUMBGRUNT
I guess you can say he got an attiturd adjustment.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Any Porta in a storm?
Dudes going to jail like that...with that story over his head. Then prison. Y'all know how inmates get nicknames from their "coworkers" right? Anyone wanna get a list of appropriate nicks going for the perp?
To: know.your.why
Anyone wanna get a list of appropriate nicks going for the perp?"The Porta-Potty Perp."
(Yeah, I know that that's "low-hanging fruit!")
Regards,
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posted on
11/19/2023 1:32:06 AM PST
by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: All
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posted on
11/19/2023 1:57:52 AM PST
by
Peter ODonnell
(Prayers up for Jim Robinson and family ... an island of sanity in a sea of madness. )
To: know.your.why
A very crappy situation for sure.
To: Enterprise
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posted on
11/19/2023 4:15:18 AM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
(As God's children, we live on promises, not explanations - Wiersbe)
To: alexander_busek
A real Crapper Caper.
I don’t know if any copper clappers were involved.
To: know.your.why
“Y’all know how inmates get nicknames from their “coworkers” right? Anyone wanna get a list of appropriate nicks going for the perp?”
Blueman?
To: DUMBGRUNT
Fleeing Felon Flops Fecally.
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posted on
11/19/2023 4:49:03 AM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: know.your.why
Anyone wanna get a list of appropriate nicks going for the perp? "Boy with the softest mouth."
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posted on
11/19/2023 6:25:06 AM PST
by
usurper
(AI was born with a birth defect.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I liked that the cops gave the felon a “second dose” when they rolled it again to expose the door. Good move, that!
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posted on
11/19/2023 6:30:47 AM PST
by
glennaro
(Never give up ... never give in ... never surrender ... and enjoy every minute of doing so.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I hope the golfer took off because he is going to get sued.
To: know.your.why
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posted on
11/19/2023 7:02:53 AM PST
by
TangoLimaSierra
(āāTo the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violenceāā)
To: Peter ODonnell
If a golfer’s balls land in a water hazard, they receive a one-stroke penalty. The penalty stroke is counted in addition to any other swings made at the cops.
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posted on
11/19/2023 7:09:33 AM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: glennaro
—”I liked that the cops gave the felon a āsecond doseā when they rolled it again to expose the door.”
Fear not!
He will receive a free and thorough “HICKORY SHAMPOO” from the unfortunate who has to clean the squad car.
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posted on
11/19/2023 7:14:36 AM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: 1956tbyrd
No heās not, any judge would toss it in a heartbeat.
To: DUMBGRUNT
The perp was an illegal. How do we know?? He said ‘stench’ instead of stink
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posted on
11/20/2023 5:22:56 AM PST
by
SMARTY
("A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies." Tennyson)
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