Posted on 08/24/2023 5:03:28 AM PDT by Twotone
PALM BEACH, FL — Despite choosing to not participate in the Republican primary debates, former President Donald Trump announced he will be live-streaming the debates so he can make off-the-cuff wisecracks and insult the other candidates in the style of the beloved television series Mystery Science Theater 3000.
"It'll be the greatest debate broadcast of all time," Trump said in the announcement on his Truth Social account. "The only reason anyone wants to watch the debate is if I'm there to tell the truth about these other WEAK candidates. That is why I will be streaming the debate LIVE with my own commentary as an homage to the beautiful show MST3K. Look for my silhouette at the bottom of the screen. It will be the blackest, most beautiful silhouette, and my commentary will STEAL the show, just like the rigged 2020 election was STOLEN from me! MAGA!"
Trump's campaign team has already set up a green screen room with theater-style seating for Trump so that the outline could be superimposed over the debate broadcast. "It's going to be a great show," said campaign communications manager Steven Cheung. "Not only will it be far more entertaining than the debate itself but it will also show the voters why President Trump is the only choice. Plus, it'll have puppets."
At publishing time, Trump's inner circle was reportedly exploring expanding the format to also cover future debates and campaign speeches given by President Joe Biden, seeing the potential for creating a lucrative television series.
I approve.
Basically what Steven Crowder and Nick DiPaolo were doing last night during the debate.
I’d watch. I didn’t watch the GOP debates.
Epic!
“Trump To Host Live Stream Of Debates Where He Insults The Other Candidates MST3K-Style”
i’d watch that ...
i’d watch that ...
Make it pay for view to fill TRUMP'S campaign coffers and pay for legal fees.
Thought this was a real article. The Bee got me again.
You know it’s fake because the Trump quotes are not all capital letters. LOL.
I know this is satire but this is actually not a bad idea to do for real.
My thoughts as well.
That would be awesome..
And think if Trump did this for the Biden appearances!
He could comment, rewind, comment, add Biden Subtitles, Add community notes..
Ceaslessly Mock Biden. Force the MSM to address Trump’s comments on biden.
I love that idea.
Could you imagine.. If they did this, for The Maui speach?
Then all of sudden, when Biden goes off on one of his stories. Trump immediately cuts away to a cartoon Reenactment of the story?
There is Hunter, cooking up Meth on the stove, a fire breaks out they run around.. Hunter tries to save the meth, Jill grabs the cat. And Joe rushes to move the Vette full of state secrets out of the driveway?
It would be epic and go viral. Everytime, he relates that story, people attach the reenactment to the video. Or, at least they picture THAT reenactment in their heads!
Indeed that show had great one liners.
Right... wouldn’t it be a great format for viewing Jean-Pierre?
Yes!
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