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If only he was wearing a mask.

1 posted on 08/07/2023 4:30:14 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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I’m ashamed of myself for laughing so hard.


2 posted on 08/07/2023 4:31:42 PM PDT by bimboeruption (Trump = The best President since Washington. )
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it could potentially be a defect in the system that handled the cheeses,

Ya think?

3 posted on 08/07/2023 4:33:24 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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The last thing he said was, “Cheeses!”


4 posted on 08/07/2023 4:35:03 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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He was trapped under debrie!


5 posted on 08/07/2023 4:36:09 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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The tragic incident unfolded due to the shelving collapse, though the actual causes remain unknown

I blame the weight of the 25,000 cheeses.

6 posted on 08/07/2023 4:36:56 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (It's not a government. It's a criminal enterprise. Fear it, but do not respect it.)
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Giacomo just didn’t cut it.


10 posted on 08/07/2023 4:41:37 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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Everything considered, and not to make light of it, but if I were to choose a way to go, getting killed instantly by falling cheeses would be a top option.


11 posted on 08/07/2023 4:41:42 PM PDT by buwaya (Strategic imperatives )
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He didn’t have a gouda day.


13 posted on 08/07/2023 4:48:48 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Guy dies, we just get jokes at his expense.


15 posted on 08/07/2023 4:53:06 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Somehow, the mice are behind it…..


16 posted on 08/07/2023 4:54:41 PM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! đź”­)
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Should have worked in Monty Python's Cheese Shop.

Customer: It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?
Wenslydale: Finest in the district!
Customer: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
Wenslydale: Well, it's so clean, sir!
Customer: It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese....

17 posted on 08/07/2023 4:56:19 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago )
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Root cause?

Cows.

No cows and that 75-year-old would still be alive.

Same as with gun deaths. No gun makers, no deaths by guns.

Root cause of the millions crossing the Mexican border? Still not known until Kamala finishes her report.

Circling back, cows need to become extinct, because without them, there would be no global-warming or climate change. So, cows? Deadliest animal ever.


18 posted on 08/07/2023 4:56:56 PM PDT by adorno
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Cheesy story.

He probably ate himself to death.

Gouda stoty and I’m sticken to it.

5.56mm


19 posted on 08/07/2023 5:05:06 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go)
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mask or no...he had a cheeses moment.


22 posted on 08/07/2023 5:09:21 PM PDT by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star )
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Was any cheese damaged in the attack, I mean are they still for sale?


24 posted on 08/07/2023 5:26:00 PM PDT by nevadapatriot
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Ok..ok..I. volunteer to help with cleaning up the mess,,,


26 posted on 08/07/2023 5:45:17 PM PDT by Adder (ALL Democrats are the enemy. NO QUARTER!!)
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He sleeps with the cheeses


28 posted on 08/07/2023 6:10:38 PM PDT by Muhammy
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Attack of the killer cheese.


29 posted on 08/07/2023 6:30:46 PM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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“a total of 25,000 wheels of Grana Padano cheese fell in the warehouse of a cheese factory in Romano di Lombardia, Bergamo, crushing the owner, 75-year-old farmer Giacomo Chiapparini”

Giacomo shouldn’t have let people know he had evidence that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton .


30 posted on 08/07/2023 6:36:18 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
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Did they have to cut the cheese to get him out?


32 posted on 08/07/2023 7:15:14 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Tagline for sale.)
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