I’m ashamed of myself for laughing so hard.
He’d still be alive if he sold ricotta?
Imagen my embarrassment when I found out I was wrong and read it wasn’t from eating 25,000 cheese wheels!
The cheddar on the internet is that an Italian gangster named Fontina Provolone and his wife Brie paid a mob hit man, a real munster named Asiago Romano, to kill poor Mr. Chiapparini.
Apparently Mr. Chiapparini’s feta was sealed many years ago when he publicly stated in an interview that Brie Provolone, who was a salesperson for his company at one time, had cut the cheese during an important meeting with a Swiss businessman named Raclette Gruyere and had so offended Gruyere that he immediately gave all of his business to a single American company. According to the cheddar, Mr Chiapparini’s public comments so infuriated Brie’s husband, Mr. Romano, that he stated he “would turn green and fly to the Moon” if that’s what it took to get even with Mr. Chiapparini.
Authorities said they are currently investigating the rumor but, according to police lieutenant Locatelli Parmigiano, they have found no evidence to implicate Mr. Romano who they said “refused to melt” when interrogated by law enforcement officials.