To: nickcarraway
In sooth, I receive a paucity of respect.
To: nickcarraway
Wherefore didst the chicken traverse the road?
3 posted on
06/23/2023 3:34:25 PM PDT by
samiam5
To: nickcarraway
Priests telling ‘Take my wife please” jokes?
4 posted on
06/23/2023 3:35:23 PM PDT by
ansel12
(NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.)
To: nickcarraway
A priest and a scribe went into a bar...
5 posted on
06/23/2023 3:45:17 PM PDT by
Sacajaweau
( )
To: nickcarraway
What he'd found were some jokes written down in the 15th century by a priest and scribe who had heard them during a live performance."A priest and a scribe walk into a bar...."
To: SunkenCiv
To: nickcarraway
Thou spouse is monumental
8 posted on
06/23/2023 3:49:26 PM PDT by
Fledermaus
(It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
To: nickcarraway
Does this sack cloth make my a** look fat?
To: nickcarraway
Rought translation: God tells me, it is wrong not to drink all the beer in my mug!
To: nickcarraway
Would the original act be billed as a stand-up philospher?
11 posted on
06/23/2023 4:36:06 PM PDT by
Bernard
(“the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state but from the hand of God." JFK 1-20-61)
To: nickcarraway
“Scholar Stumbles Upon 15th Century Stand-Up Comedy Manuscripts”
That’s nothing. Biden Stumbles Upon Sandbag.
12 posted on
06/23/2023 4:50:21 PM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
(I don’t like to think before I say something...I want to be just as surprised as everyone else.)
To: nickcarraway
14 posted on
06/23/2023 4:52:12 PM PDT by
The_Harlequin
(…the time will arrive when you will learn to judge for yourself of what is going on in the world, wi)
To: nickcarraway
Cool! I’d like to see the jokes.
15 posted on
06/23/2023 4:52:42 PM PDT by
Rusty0604
(Desperately looking for new conspiracy theories as all the old ones have come true)
To: nickcarraway
17 posted on
06/23/2023 8:03:32 PM PDT by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: Taxman
18 posted on
06/23/2023 9:01:23 PM PDT by
Taxman
(SAVE AMERICA! VOTE REPUBLICAN IN 2023 AND 2024!)
To: nickcarraway
I wish I could remember where I read this.
There is a story about one of the big pharaohs of Egypt who waved his hand to interrupt his courtiers and said “I just need to say this” and let out a big fart. Everyone was laughing. So unlike the stuffy rigidity shown in movies we all had the same sense of humor (and of course we all laugh at farts) no matter the where and when.
19 posted on
06/23/2023 10:08:25 PM PDT by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
To: nickcarraway
20 posted on
06/23/2023 10:08:51 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: nickcarraway
Probably written by Henny Youngman. “Somebody take my wife, please!”
21 posted on
06/24/2023 3:58:11 AM PDT by
Jimmy Valentine
(DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dreams)
To: nickcarraway
23 posted on
06/24/2023 5:06:39 AM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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