What to Do if You See a ‘Chupacabra’ in Texas This Summer.............
Stop eating peyote.................
See a psychiatrist?
Make sure you take a really fizzy picture with the distant suited-up guy running away from you...
What to Do if You See a ‘Chupacabra’ in Texas This Summer.............
In Texas they would shoot MFer’s. Getting seen too much, like byedumb.
More amusing were the sightings of “pterodactyls”.
California Condors almost went extinct, so there was a very well thought out scheme to replenish their numbers, then release them in California. The started out by using the much more common Andean Condors, for breeding and release, and they were right the first time.
So they held an Andean Condor round up, and shipped them back to South America. Then they applied the breeding and release program to the California Condors.
The first glitch was that California Condors were like other Californians, wanting free stuff and fast food. And when a four foot tall bird asks you for your McNuggets, you don’t say “no”.
The second glitch is that California Condors have very large territories from each other, so with more birds, they started to migrate. They have now taken up residence in northern Arizona, the Grand Canyon, and northern Baja.
What they didn’t anticipate was that they might travel along the northern Mexican mountains, and end up in Texas.
That is, “pterodactyls”. And truthfully, unless you are expecting them, their three meter wingspan casts a big shadow. I can imagine the sight giving a small dog a heart attack.
Introduce it to Mister Twelve Gauge.
Not scared of chupacabras.
It is the gatonejos that roam the state you need to be aware of.
Shoot!