And all of this to appease the climate change cult. After this, maybe wrongthink can be found to cause climate change. How to get rid of that?
There are two ways for people to give up their religion:
1. Abandonment of the prescribed lifestyle
2. Seduction by another god
The first option will only reveal itself when it's too late for all of us, so we have to engage them in the second solution. We could try throwing a couple other religions their way, perhaps:
- Herbaceousism, in which followers convince themselves they are blades of grass, and stand in groups swaying to wind, while otherwise doing nothing. They end up getting walked on by the rest of society and mowed back every-other Wednesday.
- mini Napoleonic Rescissionist Antonioism (mNRAism), in which worshippers inject themselves with a DNA-changing serum that turns themselves into 3-foot tall Saint Faucis dressed up in Napoleonic outfits and endlessly seek every live microphone to talk with a stupid Brooklyn accent about how great they are. Every 15 days they gather by a research lab in Bethesda, Maryland, awaiting another huge government grant. The money will not appear, so they will just interview themselves unto the ends of time.
Sadly, they'll never engage in harmless or even salutary belief systems, such as Christianity, so when the power goes out, they'll just move on to the next derivative socialist cult that is even more destructive to all.