Upon pulling their catch into the boat, they realized that they landed a woman. They promptly tossed her back into the water as women are out of season.
I saw this the other day on the local news. Seems like she has mental issues.
How do they know it’s a woman?
How do they know it’s a woman?
If Ted had notified authorities right away that Mary Jo was trapped in his submerged car, she would have lived, just as the woman in this story did.
She doesn’t seem to be the action figure type, maybe she’s a Buddhist.
This is the place to go to watch submarine races.
The police, the tow crew, the fisherman...and, nobody thought to check for an occupant prior to towing it out?
“I thought you checked.”
“Nope, I thought you checked.”
“No, I didn’t. I figured the fisherman checked.”
“Naw, he had a fish on the line.”
“I didn’t even think about checking.”
“Me neither.”
“I thought Herb checked.”
“Well, it’s a good thing she was waving her hands.”
“Darn straight. It’s a long weekend and she woulda been at the tow yard for three days.”
So, when do the lawsuits against this horrible, UN-Woke article and un-woke rescue begin? “Noticed a woman in the car?” If the occupant of the car, anyone watching nearby or online, is royally triggered by this obvious un-woke way of viewing the world, the reparations for the damage inflicted on the actual woke will be significant. Do the un-woke have woke insurance? What will happen to their woke insurance rates? They will necessarily skyrocket. Will they be able to afford the new rates? Inquiring minds want to know.
I know I shouldn’t have laughed at that, and yet I snorted from laughing so hard!
“Upon pulling their catch into the boat...”
Did she have a tail?
wy69
40 feet from shore?
Lucky it wasn’t a 1969 Oldsmobile.
That would never happen with my Jeep. There aren’t any lakes inside the repair shop.
Well, duh!
Apparently, none of Marion County's finest thought to ask the woman, herself, when she went into the water.