Posted on 03/30/2023 10:47:00 AM PDT by CodeToad
ORLANDO, FL — Amid an escalating feud with Ron DeSantis, Disney dealt a devastating blow to the Governor by changing the requirements on all their attractions so that only people over 6 feet tall may enter.
"Come on, guys! I'm almost 6 feet! I'm, like, 5'10" at least! Look at my driver's license!" DeSantis reportedly argued to a park cast member while attempting to board "It's a Small World." But witnesses claim they saw the employee tap a nearby sign to demonstrate that DeSantis was, in actuality, nowhere near tall enough.
"Don't make me call park security — I mean stormtroopers, uh, you rebel scum," said the adolescent employee who was also not tall enough to ride.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
“At publishing time, DeSantis had introduced new legislation banning woke height requirements in Florida.”
I know it’s the bee, but, a height requirement of 6 feet would put Disney parks completely out of business.
ROTFL! I need to start checking the sources of these things before I go off and have a heart attack.
No Asians! (*ducking*)
LOL
These guys.
I have to get a job there!
Best job ever I bet.
Next: “You must be THIS tall and THIS gay to ride.” (Picture of Richard Simmons).
“This gay”! LOL!
The mouse is a monster!
I give it a 9 out of 10. They needed to have Donald Trump proudly walk past the height check at his 6’3”.
Yeah. That would have made it much funnier!
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