"The golf clubs were found neatly stacked by a hiking trail in a remote section of Yosemite National Park. Who or what placed them there remains a mystery ... "
He only noticed she was gone at dinner time !
My replies to piss off feminists..
I have nothing against women, I think every man should own one!
A woman’s place is in the home and she should go there immediately after work.
After those two it’s time to depart before they explode.
Hope you're well. Love ya...Sac
Works both ways. I can tell you what is in my purse, and I would win on Monty Hall’s Let’s Make A Deal.
I would sooner the species diminish in number to the point of questionable survival than condemn a fellow man to a life bound to a woke banshee.
I can only hope that conservative women and men continue to find worthy partners and raise the next generation to recognize and avoid disastrous leftist propaganda.
The woke disease can only perpetuate itself via recruitment. Like some sort of foul parasite. Deny them…everything, give them nothing.
That reminded me of this old classic:
A married couple are sitting around one evening, and the wife asks her husband, “Dear, if I were to pass away, do you think you’d ever remarry?” The husband says, “No, dear, I don’t think I would. Nobody could ever make me as happy as you.”
She says, “But I hate to think of you all alone.” He reassures her again, but she won’t let it drop. Eventually the husband allows that there’s a faint possibility that he might, just might, consider remarrying after a long time.
This isn’t what she wants to hear, and she asks, “Would you still live in this house, with all of the memories?” The husband points out that the house is close to his job and family and the mortgage is nearly paid, so yes, he’d most likely stay there.
She’s getting a bit upset, and asks, “Would she drive my car?” The husband says that the car is fairly new and paid off, and there wouldn’t be much point in buying another.
By now the wife is getting pretty steamed, and says, “I suppose the b*tch will be using my golf clubs, too!”
Her husband replies, “Of course not. She’s lefthanded.”
Reminds me of the old joke:
A guy calls his friend and asks how he’s doing, and the friend, an old married man, says, “I’m ok, but I think my wife died.” This seems a little odd, so the guy asks his friend, “Well, what makes you think that?” And his friend replies, “Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are starting to pile up.”
Was this Biden’s new pick to head the FAA?
**Ok= so who is guilty? LOL!!**
Not me. I am more in love with my wife now, than 45 years ago last week, when I proposed marriage to her. I could tell you every one of those details; could probably come within 5 lbs of her weight (about 130). And she hasn’t stepped on a scale for years, that I know of.
Golf? During 2003-7, I delivered sand mixes for greens, tees, and bunkers to close to 100 courses. Preferred not to show up at daybreak, when course crews might be spraying pesticides. The course would reak of chemicals. (Handling balls, golf shoes, and the hammer end of the clubs? I suggest you wash your hands before touching your face, or eating with your hands).
Golf=sports vanity on steroids.