My replies to piss off feminists..
I have nothing against women, I think every man should own one!
A woman’s place is in the home and she should go there immediately after work.
After those two it’s time to depart before they explode.
If they still are not heated...
A woman’s job is to keep her husband’s testicles empty and stomach full.
I’m not a chauvinist, just an antagonist.
After those two, they will find you.
I know you don't have a visible home page, but they will track you down.
You had better make sure your will and other legal papers are in order, after all, since there is no clear definition of "woman" you won't even see'em coming.
And men wonder why so many of us actually chose cats and wine.
My dear husband always throws in the “I agreed to better or worse...but there was no mention of extra 30%”