Posted on 03/13/2023 4:23:26 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Husband: My wife is missing. She went out two days ago and hasn't come home.
Sergeant at Police Station: Describe her for me. What’s her height?
Husband: Gee, not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes it a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my car
Sergeant: What kind of car?
Husband: BMW, can’t remember what model. It’s blue.
Sergeant: Was there anything of value in the car?
Husband: (sobbing) Yes, my golf clubs.
--Titleist TS3 9 degree driver with Tensei Orange TX flex CK60 with 74 Tungsten Prepreg carbon fiber shaft
--Titleist TS3 15 degree Fairway wood with Hzrdus 6.5x 76g shaft
--Titleist 3-4 718 TMB irons with Nippon modus 120 x shafts
--Titleist 5-8 AP2 irons 5-50deg with Nippon modus 120 x shafts
--Titleist Vokey Sm8 52, 56 & 60 degree wedges
--Scotty Cameron Newport 2.5 35 inch putter with Superstroke Pistol GT Tour Skull grip
--Titleist mid-Staff bag
--Nikon range finder
--12 x pro V1s
--3x Titleist Player's Golf gloves
--Titleist towel
--Alignment sticks and Stitch leather cover
--Dubai Hills by Jumeirah bag tag
Sergeant: So sad, but don’t worry, sir. We'll find your clubs.
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**Ok= so who is guilty? LOL!!**
Not me. I am more in love with my wife now, than 45 years ago last week, when I proposed marriage to her. I could tell you every one of those details; could probably come within 5 lbs of her weight (about 130). And she hasn’t stepped on a scale for years, that I know of.
Golf? During 2003-7, I delivered sand mixes for greens, tees, and bunkers to close to 100 courses. Preferred not to show up at daybreak, when course crews might be spraying pesticides. The course would reak of chemicals. (Handling balls, golf shoes, and the hammer end of the clubs? I suggest you wash your hands before touching your face, or eating with your hands).
Golf=sports vanity on steroids.
**In other words, “When deciding whom to marry, choose wisely.”**
I was patient. I put money last. I wanted a God-fearing woman, sweet personality (conversant, but not a chatterbox), beautiful face and figure, strong willed (but not a control freak), and a good cook.
And praise God, I got her!
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